Swaledale Rockwell

I collect coins and ex husbands

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@skyelobar I loved you in that pringles commercial

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The duality of man

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@NateChristian93 Pretty bummed but I will not make it as I’m a grandma and will be asleep by 6pm

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When your friends are into light graffiti

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@wiscontron Sir, this isn’t about me

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IOWA SMELLS BAD

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Ski free collusion (festive)

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@Jesse_Dubya @NateChristian93 No.

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@Lowes is terrible, 0/10

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@wiscontron A very feminine take

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I don’t want to brag but…

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@MidlakeBand okay but not last year or when I named my kid after one of your songs. IM NEVER LISTENING AGAIN

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@MidlakeBand will you acknowledge me this year

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@pissnthrope besties

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Proud owner of a house with butt fruit wallpaper

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@NateChristian93 I relate to this gentleman

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@wiscontron They have little arms

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@Jesse_Dubya Jesse the blood boi

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@NateChristian93 Every customer at caribou

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I’m about to live a 20 second walk from Hobby Lobby and it’s concerning