Hard to Swallow

Ongoing performance piece by Will Farnham, M.S. CCC-SLP. Entertainment purposes only. Views expressed are rarely even my own, let alone anyone else’s.

[Ok Kate @Kateness8]

The name Gus is short for Esophagus

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Forget about Musk-Zuckerberg in the Octagon, I wanna see Killian-Jamieson at the Triangle

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Gen Z surgery note: Site was prepped in normal sterile but made it ✨fashion✨

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Oh you like animals?
Name as many as you can in one minute

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Turns out “the vibes are off” is 𝘯𝘰𝘵 a reimbursable condition when billing 92524

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The ✨most✨ problematic thing about Disney World’s Hall of Presidents popped up in my fb memories

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@BriceCollin So many times

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Can anyone tell me if regular scrambled eggs on a supposedly puréed tray are also $8 a dozen?

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Sinus rhythm is when you use head voice while beatboxing.

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The existence of a subglottic stenosis implies the existence of a domglottic stenosis

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Did not appreciate this boring consult

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SLPs be like “long story short” and then comment on expression, comprehension, motor speech, pragmatics, orientation, attention, memory, executive function, cranial nerves, voice, resonance and three phases of swallowing

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Well, I think if they recover, I should get all the credit, and if they get pneumonia I should not be blamed at all, okay? But it’ll probably be just the opposite

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Tonight, don’t forget to set your clock drawings back one hour

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Me: Can you tell me the day and date today?

Patient: I don’t remember

Guy Fawkes: 😤😤😤

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Register now for my new cognitive-communication therapy masterclass where we will be #DrinkingWineAndListeningToMidnights

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In a note today I wrote “emergency derpertment” and now that’s what I’m writing from here on out.

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How I see “ice cream is a thin liquid” people

[U.S. Surgeon General @Surgeon_General]

This might be an unpopular opinion, but I love ice cream cones—without the ice cream. Happy #NationalIceCreamConeDay!

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The physical Therapist was supposed to come help me with transfers, but they stood me up

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He’s a 10 but his ASPECTS is a 3