Swami

Never cheat on your barber 💥

[Swami @swamis01]

@krishnabgowda Curious to see how this encroachment will be dealt with.

[Swami @swamis01]

@GBA_office This issue has been reported multiple times now. Please prioritize it before someone gets hurt. @DKShivakumar @krishnabgowda @ICCCBengaluru @blrcitytraffic @Jointcptraffic

[Raghav @Raghav75389319]

Reported multiple dangerous potholes between Meenakshi Mall & Arekere Metro via GBA Sahaaya. This entire stretch needs resurfacing, not patchwork. Please act before accidents happen. @DKShivakumar @blrcitytraffic
@Jointcptraffic #Bengaluru

[Swami @swamis01]

@Ayussheth I wanna wanna wanna join

[St. Broseph @St_Brosephs]

A man rents out his car (worth nearly 9 Lakh Rupees) to another person. The other party takes the vehicle, eventually absconds with it, and cuts contact, effectively committing theft.

Why is it then that @sampigehallips refuses to file an FIR? Why protect these criminals? (1/3)

[Swami @swamis01]

They played "Sona Kitna Sona Hai" song on the bus, so I fell asleep 😭

[Swami @swamis01]

I would call a single 🍌 aKela

[Swami @swamis01]

If I start a nationwide tobacco business, I might call it "Pan-India" ☘️

[Swami @swamis01]

The relationship between me and my barber is strictly professional. I go, sit on "my" comfortable chair, the hair cut begins, we talk about my family, his family, geo politics, etc. No where we discuss how my hair should look or how much to pay.

PS: Never cheat on your barber

[Swami @swamis01]

Out of all my tshirts, this one Vince. Thank you @fullyfilmy_offl

[Swami @swamis01]

@ButVai

[Swami @swamis01]

@ButVai Well, I would call them semiconductors if they issued tickets only at their favourite junctions.

[Swami @swamis01]

My next Skate destination is Saturn, coz it has rinks 🪐 🛼

[Swami @swamis01]

When I learn to play darkwave music, I am gonna say I goth it 🪇

[Swami @swamis01]

Measured and drilled everything perfectly. Still, it woodn’t work.

[Swami @swamis01]

If Bruce Wayne played in the Indian cricket team, would he be Gotham Gambhir?

[St. Broseph @St_Brosephs]

We got the FIR for this case done today, thanks to @BlrCityPolice

However, @letsblinkit has not offered ANY support to the victim who literally requires SURGERY now for the injuries caused due to the brutal assault by their delivery person.

@albinder @deepigoyal what is this?

[Swami @swamis01]

Omnipresent <-> Omniabsent

[Swami @swamis01]

🍨 to me: We melt for each other 🍨

[Swami @swamis01]

Decided what I should say when I reach Agumbe - "Oh my Ghat"

[Swami @swamis01]

The metro station to be at during winters in Bangalore 🥶