swamp hag🐊🪻

36 | K🤎 | doin’ mom shit | 🪴🐈‍⬛🌿 plantita mamita 🌵🌱 | 📚11/5 | claw clip queen | oui’d | don’t be a cunt | 21+

[swamp hag🐊🪻 @swamphvg]

Issac Newton aka Fig 🖤

[swamp hag🐊🪻 @swamphvg]

My son’s turning 2 in a month 🥲🥲🥲
I guess plus side is I scored the cutest venue at this local farm for his Little Bear themed big boy birthday bash!

[swamp hag🐊🪻 @swamphvg]

Not my husband being home for 2 weeks, after being in Hawaii for 6 weeks, then getting a call yesterday that he had to be in Canada, today. All while we hope he’ll get to make it home for our son’s 2nd birthday in like 4 weeks. Joys of having a husband who works on the road🙃

[swamp hag🐊🪻 @swamphvg]

@jail_bird_jones I’ll throw up. Which means I got a month till my baby’s 😭😭

[swamp hag🐊🪻 @swamphvg]

I actually kinda miss drinking my locally made iced Hawaiian coffee with macadamia and cocoa syrups on the lanai while, listening to the Pacific Ocean crash on the volcanic rocks. But coming home to the sweetest reunion with my boy will live rent free in my head forever 🥰🥹

[swamp hag🐊🪻 @swamphvg]

Sometimes I wish my MIL could just like…not. The way she just doesn’t think cause she’s “too tired to think”. GIRL, not when it comes to my child being involved. You better do or you fixin to find the fuck out.

[bella @earlygirl__]

“I never see you at the club”

ok well I never see you fucking making one

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

[ jigsaw voice ] are you going to eat your pickle

[swamp hag🐊🪻 @swamphvg]

@notdroidmom I remember when I posted about my loss last fall I had a rando tell me that’s what I get for posting about it too soon. Like no I’m allowed to talk about it and I don’t have to make YOU feel comfortable about things that iiiiii post on myyyyyy page.

[swamp hag🐊🪻 @swamphvg]

@jail_bird_jones He makes it all sound so simple and I’m like must be nice

[swamp hag🐊🪻 @swamphvg]

Happy Father’s Day to me,he bought me a flight to Maui on Thursday cause he’s not gonna be back till fall. I leave my son for an entire week for the first time ever in his almost 2yrs of life. The way I’m spiraling cause Im a planner & over packer & did I say I leave Thursday?

[swamp hag🐊🪻 @swamphvg]

I miss my husband 😭 He’s been in Hawaii for work for the last 3 weeks & it’s looking like he’ll be there for several months. the 5 hour time difference is a pain in the ass but the way he makes sure to FaceTime our son 3 times a day makes me weep. They truly are best friends 🤍

[swamp hag🐊🪻 @swamphvg]

I miss my husband 😭 He’s been in Hawaii for work for the last 3 weeks & it’s looking like he’ll be there for several months. the 5 hour time difference is a pain in the ass but the way he makes sure to FaceTime our son 3 times a day makes me weep. They truly are best friends 🤍

[swamp hag🐊🪻 @swamphvg]

@jail_bird_jones Also they fit differently according to style. My husband luckily picked out the gold I think the 8mm 24k beveled gold one and we measured at like a jewelers and sized him at a 10. We ordered it and it was true to size on that style at least!!

[swamp hag🐊🪻 @swamphvg]

@jail_bird_jones They cover a few things you’ll have to double check on the website. But I think lost, stolen, and if later on down the road you need to size up or down they’ll do like a one time resize! Highly recommend! But def exchange so you can have all coverage on the new one!

[swamp hag🐊🪻 @swamphvg]

@jail_bird_jones If this is the Ridge brand, they have THE BEST warrantee. I got a set for my husband and we almost had to use it cause he thought he lost his actual band (thankfully we didn’t have to use it, cause it was found) but, the customer service was great!!

[𝒌𝒊𝒘𝒊🐊✨| D.I.E.M.Y.D.A.R.L.I.N.G 🍁 @poppys_there]

Yea I’m a beach snob bc the beach I grew up on and am local to is literally made out of 100% pure quartz crystals

[swamp hag🐊🪻 @swamphvg]

@poppys_there When I leave the panhandle and people talk about their beaches. No thanks I don’t want your rocks or ugly ass water.

[swamp hag🐊🪻 @swamphvg]

@jail_bird_jones Stop it. I saw someone do that today and it pissed me off🤣

[Sevierly Blessed Texan @SevierlyBlessed]

“Y’all” is an extremely useful word, but every now and then there’s a situation that calls for the upgraded version: “all y’all.”

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

"use ai or you'll get left behind" oh no that's okay you guys go on ahead i'll be back here with my reading comprehension & critical thinking skills

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Mothers who are mothering without being mothered by their own mother are living a completely different reality than mothers who are being mothered while they mother.