Washington DC Swamp

I provide homes for many species of lobbyists, bankers, industry cronies, and haters. Donald will never drain me, he can only hope to contain me. #SWAMP2020

[Washington DC Swamp @swampofdc]

@candacearm Karma's a bitch aint it?

[Washington DC Swamp @swampofdc]

Thoughts and Prayers go out to my GURL @OMAROSA! Whatever happened to you I'm sure my thoughts and prayers will fix it! #MAGA

[Washington DC Swamp @swampofdc]

@Anthony Bro but #MAGA right? Or draining an "as yet to be identified" swamp no? Its def not me, nobody has reached out...

[Washington DC Swamp @swampofdc]

You guys seriously - #MAGA https://t.co/msMsvo7LXi

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

Given the last 8 years, this is an incredible statement. GOP built entire electoral success around repealing a program they can't repeal. https://t.co/ZFHy5ar2Eb

[Washington DC Swamp @swampofdc]

You guys - #MAGA! https://t.co/VQDOaC4VmN

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Trump to take steps rolling back financial regulations https://t.co/fJG7AwPEqS

[Washington DC Swamp @swampofdc]

She's old but when you feed on the stem cells of young refugees, you can keep looking SO DAMN GOOD FOREVER. YOU GO @KellyannePolls #MAGA https://t.co/HgTtU4mB34

[POLITICO @politico]

Conway: Travel chaos 'small price to pay' for security https://t.co/v6mJ0f6cWB

[Washington DC Swamp @swampofdc]

Dressing up is a GREAT way to remember the Holocaust. That and enabling new religious persecution #MAGA #SwampLife #HolocaustMemorialDay https://t.co/DtPL7iLA8k

[Washington DC Swamp @swampofdc]

Kushner: Man, the holocaust
Trump: That was a thing wasnt it?
Bannon: EAT A DICK MUSLIM WORLD (that doesnt do business w Trump)
#MAGA

[Washington DC Swamp @swampofdc]

Which #SwampCabinet members will get the 👍today? Hope it's sessions cause we need more racism in the admin. #SwampAllStars 💰💀💰💀

[Washington DC Swamp @swampofdc]

@EricHolthaus but there's only ONE Swamp #SwampLife

[Washington DC Swamp @swampofdc]

Finally we get the deportation force I've been dreaming of. Gotta get all these #MAGA heads out the Swamp #TooManySpawn #NotEnoughSwamp https://t.co/cZmd6bF0yM

[Zeke Miller @ZekeJMiller]

New EO on "enhancing public safety in the interior of the U.S." authorizes hiring for deportations (despite hiring freeze a few days ago)

[Washington DC Swamp @swampofdc]

@SpeakerRyan @POTUS if Big Paul is in you know I'm safe af. #BigPaul #Nihilists #FriendOfSwamp

[Washington DC Swamp @swampofdc]

@DavidCornDC @MotherJones my guy Sean moves with the quicknessss (extra s for hissing snake sounds of the swamp) #SwampLife #SwampAllStars

[Washington DC Swamp @swampofdc]

@Cernovich how did you get out of me???? #SwampSpawn

[Washington DC Swamp @swampofdc]

Species is officially known as the Small-Handed Swamp Spawn but I've heard now that it's semi-sentient it's calling itself something else... https://t.co/7sTFnAgxyR

[NOT ALT WORLD @NotAltWorld]

Reports of an unidentified orange haired mammal close to President's Park. Possibly invasive species. DC animal services have been notified https://t.co/nT8ZPwx97y

[Washington DC Swamp @swampofdc]

@AltNatParkSer @PLOS Any chance you'd do a study on what it takes to drain a swamp? Asking for a friend... #SwampLife #draintheswamp

[Washington DC Swamp @swampofdc]

Little Known Fact: The area around the Winter White House used to be a Swamp but it was one of those progressive Swamps so I had it drained https://t.co/hTQMdq743S

[Bradd Jaffy @BraddJaffy]

Mar-a-Lago doubled its initiation fee to $200,000 following Trump's election—"considering an increase for some time" https://t.co/yTuEvKdV0t

[Washington DC Swamp @swampofdc]

SWAMPTASTIC NEWS! #MAGA #SwampCanada https://t.co/hMoWK4DOr6

[Ryan Lizza @RyanLizza]

Trump, who announced a new America First policy, has awarded the first major US infrastructure project (Keystone XL) to a Canadian company.

[Washington DC Swamp @swampofdc]

Hey #MAGA heads sorry I've been out of commission recently - hangover from all the blow we did during @TrumpInaugural WHICH WAS HUGE