SillyRayCyrus

menace

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Local band: big things are coming

The big thing: we would like to apologize for the actions of our band member. We do not condone sexual violence and we will be taking a brief hiatus while we wait for you all to forget it happened

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@RogerMarshallMD Bro go back to fucking Florida

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Me realizing this guy has never been complimented before

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I gave a platonic compliment to a man over 2 years ago and he still talks about how much I wanna fuck him. Lord knows he needed it.

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To be specific I said “wow you don’t look like shit today”

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HE LET ME HOLD IT WHEN HE PEED

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Gonna live tweet driving across half the country and make it everyone’s problem

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Hank

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“I did” not

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Why is he so fucking stupid
(I love him)

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Everyone shut the fuck up my schedule is changing and I’m absolutely in shambles about it

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I told my therapist I was suicidal and she was like “what size shirt do u wear” and then brought me a box with a book, some colored pencils, and a gun lock and of course a shirt like what is this

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I’m on 7 different meds and I go to therapy 3 times a week and I have a grippy sock collection. Yea the coochie is fire

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my bf keeps calling me a 10 year old boy like oh ok pedo

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Bitches who lost custody of their kids always got the best parenting advice

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fucking grammarly is basically calling my paper mid (it’s due @ midnight)

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I think if people knew how much pressure I was under they would be so much nicer to me lol but yeah right

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Is there a designated person in the poly relationship who sends Zillow links of big houses to the group chat like ‘we could live here’

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@joshishereagain I’m so full of hate I could piss my pants

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And while I’m being a hater, beef stroganoff is disgusting

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I’m gonna spend the rest of the year slapping white bitches who won’t stop with the word mAniFeStInG like you didn’t manifest shit McKenzie, your dad fucking paid for it? Eat bees