sarro

scientist
weedlord
crusty bass gutter gorl
they shit

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

me rising from my edible coma to ask the flight attendant for a ginger ale in a clear, considerate voice that conveys gratefulness and respect

[sarro @swampwtch_]

The helpful little bitch urge to ask the internet repair man if he needs help cleaning up the wiring equipment

[sarro @swampwtch_]

I'm tired of the sadness loop

[Joakim 🌹🇳🇴🇪🇺 @joakial_]

norwegian is the gift that just keeps on giving

[sarro @swampwtch_]

I am reposting this but I am not listening to it yet because it contains spoilers

[Corvids Daily @DailyCorvids]

Such is the life

[DD 📁 @designdocument]

Stained Glass Panel of Squidward's Interpretive Dancing by Calypso Glassco 🐙

[sarro @swampwtch_]

my hoarder ass has been moving a 35+ pound bag of clothes to rework literally across the country to 3 different houses

[Feve 🔜 Anthrocon @brizunzies]

*screaming*

[sarro @swampwtch_]

Bb gun out the window

[sarro @swampwtch_]

@oldbaymami Just some drunk tweeting not directed at u :]

[sarro @swampwtch_]

Depending on the year I am either vile scum or cream of de crop gfys if u hate a dirty camp

[sarro @swampwtch_]

@layyladawn So stoked for u!! <3

[Chubbyemu @chubbyemu]

good evening twitter

[sarro @swampwtch_]

My fire fans might show up 2 day!!

[sarro @swampwtch_]

I still hear the door chime of the simply safe from my last house at random times in my head

[sarro @swampwtch_]

I hate when coworkers are like WAAOO thanks for the quick TOT! like u gave me a 24 hr due date there was literally no option

[extended mix @djmusclemommy]

the popular search tag omg

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

Out of drag / in drag

[sarro @swampwtch_]

My work nemesis called me Stephanie today so I'm feeling INVISIBLE