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[💲 @SwampyNvts]

$DOGE

[🇵🇸🦋steeeze🦋🇵🇸 @aaronotsosteezy]

we’ve found updog

[💲 @SwampyNvts]

We have ballon dicks before gta 6 in 2026? Smh

[Chuks @Chuksdakingz]

Lena Paul reveals male adult stars use inflatable penile implants with hidden pump valves during scenes and admits she has pressed it's button on set to reduce the penis to her desired size

"There's a lot of dudes getting the robotic implants nowadays. I can feel the button. We're talking about the actual implant where it's like a balloon inside of your phallus and there's a valve. Of course, they all have egos, so they want to overfill it to the point that it's way too hard. I'll just reach down there. It seems like I'm playing with them on camera, but really I'm just pressing the valve to deflate it to my ideal size."

[KINGJulien @KINGJulien15x]

I might have identified the GTA 6 leaker

If my findings are correct, this guy is an idiot

Posting soon

[💲 @SwampyNvts]

Openly admitting we have money to launder? Hmmm….

[Karen Bass @KarenBassLA]

When you donate to our campaign, the city can match your donation 6 to 1! If you donate $5, the city turns it into $35. Our campaign is powered by YOU!
Click the link in our bio to make your matching donation today!

https://t.co/shTvSCpGGg

[Tom Angell 🌳📰ⓥ @tomangell]

“The vast majority of individuals who use marijuana do so in a manner that does not result in dangers to themselves or to their communities.” -- The Drug Enforcement Administration.

Yes, the DEA said that about cannabis.

https://t.co/AREslAJX2F

[Sham Kouvaris @ShamKouvaris]

Welp, it has been a good run, Brian Sexton.

[PHO WINGS OUT NOW @JayBeeYNO]

Bro the cheerleaders doing worship bows 😭😭😭😭 I’m sorry JD5 you getting terrible advice

[💲 @SwampyNvts]

I wish most people were smarter on the internet, this is obviously a pyramid scheme to collect your data once you text this number. You will now receive spam calls and texts until 2030, great job guys

[Glitched Deals @GlitchedDeals]

FREE CHIPOTLE ENTREE CODE 🌯

Text 'EAGL99983' to 888-222

[💲 @SwampyNvts]

you look like the type to put mustard on pizza

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

Weed is much worse for society than alcohol

People understand there's a time & place for having a drink or especially getting drunk

But many potheads do not possess this discernment

Too many of them wake up, get high & think it doesn't impact their productivity, but it does

[💲 @SwampyNvts]

And people will vote for her to get on the presidential ticket, shame

[Rob Schmitt @SchmittNYC]

This is just an incredible sound bite. She is truly an idiot. Totally detached from reality.

[adudeonline @adudeonline420]

@StefWKight as a republican I'm no longer voting for any republican that is anti cannabis. The cannabis hate from the GOP is insane. They use kids as a shield to get their political donors wishes done. I'd rather vote in a commie than someone who wants to throw me into prison for a flower

[💲 @SwampyNvts]

Maybe try some real tortillas? Idk just a thought

[🇺🇸 𝓐𝓟𝓡𝓘𝓛 𝓢𝓟𝓐𝓡𝓚𝓢 🇺🇸 @AprilSpark1890]

🤬Wake The FCK Up!🤬

💯Mission tortillas has some explaining to do.💯

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

Stay-at-home boyfriends are on the rise in the U.S., as women now hold more payroll jobs than men in 2026.

[💲 @SwampyNvts]

“Addressed internally” that’s not how you acknowledge the legitimacy of the game. Defund the WNBA

[Underdog WNBA @UnderdogWNBA]

WNBA statement on deleted social post featuring Angel Reese and Paige Bueckers appearing to make a friendly wager on yesterday's Dream-Wings game:

"While the social media post was intended to be lighthearted, WNBA players are well aware of the league's policies prohibiting betting on WNBA games and receive training every year reinforcing those policies. We recognized that the post missed the mark, removed it shortly after it was published, and addressed the matter internally. We will also use this as an opportunity to reemphasize with the players involved that conversations about wagering on WNBA games, even when intended as a joke, can have negative consequences."

[Ghost Recon @GhostRecon]

It’s been a while Ghosts! We know some of you saw some updates, we’ll have more to say on the 6th of August when we celebrate the 25th Anniversary of Ghost Recon. Intel coming soon.

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

If your line cook died and you replaced them with a random sibling your restaurant would likely fail immediately but apparently being a senator requires less experience than being a line cook

[💲 @SwampyNvts]

🌹

[NBA Memes @NBAMemes]

Name the NBA equivalent of Neymar

[💲 @SwampyNvts]

6th star otw

[BABALIZANDO @Babalizand0_]

🚨Tudo indica que o Brasil pode ter Neymar, Vini Jr. e Endrick juntos como titulares contra a Escócia.

[💲 @SwampyNvts]

Has the accuser been taken into custody?

[College Transfer Portal @CollegeFBPortal]

NEW: Former BYU WR Parker Kingston’s rape charge has been DISMISSED in court.

Kingston is now ELIGIBLE to play this season, just not for BYU 😳

[💲 @SwampyNvts]

You hear that Florida?

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: The Supreme Court sides with a Texas man who says it’s not a crime for marijuana users to have guns. https://t.co/UFLlxRZiBm

[💲 @SwampyNvts]

Guilty

[Julia 🇺🇸 @Jules31415]

Chelsea Handler is upset Shane Gillis highlighted her past dinner with Jeffrey Epstein during 'The Roast of Kevin Hart.'

Instead of addressing why she hung out with a convicted sex offender, she pivots to complaining about the "white male patriarchy" and says she wishes "people would be a little bit less free"—clearly targeting the roasts from Gillis and Tony Hinchcliffe.

Classic deflection from the left.

(📽️: 'Funny Knowing You' podcast)