SwampassSanchez

🇺🇸🇲🇽 he/him schizophrenic cybersecurity snep gooner🔞 in uni

[SwampassSanchez @swampysanchez]

you enter the hardwood section of @HomeDepot and you see this what do you do?

[mimi :3 @smalltiddyemogf]

jerking off thinking about going to the dentist tomorrow so its less scary

[SwampassSanchez @swampysanchez]

@goatcel This is like some shit charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia would say

[SwampassSanchez @swampysanchez]

Americans explaining their political ideology: "uuuuhhhh I'm more McDonald's Big Mac leaning economics wise while socially I take a burger king chicken nuggets stance."

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

Conservative-coded fast food:

• McDonald’s
• Chick-fil-A
• Burger King
• Subway
• Waffle House
• Arby’s

Liberal-coded fast food:

• Starbucks
• Popeyes
• Wendy’s
• Panda Express
• Panera
• Taco Bell

Thoughts?

[SwampassSanchez @swampysanchez]

Trailer trash phenotype he looks as though he'd get busted for possession of meth and exposing himself to minors

[Kaise @liveforkaise]

i did not force him to make that face

[Degrellecel🇸🇾🇦🇷🇱🇸 @Degrellecel]

Is funny, not because he is autistic and has zero social skills.

Is funny, because the nigga believes he will find a long term relationship worthy of marriage and making a family...

WITH A MODERN FOID. GEEEEEEEEEG

[keiuru @westhangman]

Analog horror when you aren’t halfway out your moms womb anymore

[saleh @schizoponders]

THE TRANSGENDER ISLAMIC RESISTANCE WITH SUPPORT OF SHEIKH TYLER AL-AMERIKI ARE BEING DEPLOYED TO FIND AND NEUTRALIZE NOTORIOUS WAR CRIMINAL BEN GVIR IN THE PROMISED LAND OF CUSTOMS

[mikey (swag) @mikeyswag13]

dad anatomy

[SwampassSanchez @swampysanchez]

@Chron1cAssPain You thought zohran mamdami was the governor of new york

[SwampassSanchez @swampysanchez]

Problematic IQ gap relationship

[Rocky @viperwave]

Hey man, you don't remember me but you kicked me from your Discord five years ago. I've been to therapy since then, I have a six figure salary and a beautiful girlfriend but most importantly, I post better now.

[Pup Tamer @Pupswelcome]

You don't need air, silly. Your vision going dark at the edges is just your ability to resist going away. If you black out with cock down your throat, it just means that you are more useful unconscious. Brain cells are overrated anyway, ruin yourself for cock. Be a better toy.

[🍷~ℍ𝕠𝕥𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕒𝔾𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕣~💀 @_takeajoke]

was third wheeling my friends who are a couple and then the next day they asked if i wanted to be in a polycule with them ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[Brian 🍄 @Is_Not_Brian]

Off to change a lightbulb

[🐚🦪あさり 夏コミ&8/30超かぐサークル参加 @shiohigariC]

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（テクノブレイク）（洪水）（世界の終焉）

[SwampassSanchez @swampysanchez]

@Chr0n1cbackpa1n I can make you hate Hispanic people...

[SwampassSanchez @swampysanchez]

i was expecting the ball to rip through his spinal cord or some shit this is lame asl

[AnimeTrends @animetrends]

VTUBER PARALIZA A BEISBOLISTA PROFESIONAL

La popular estrella virtual Hoshimachi Suisei dejó en asombro a un bateador profesional tras realizar el lanzamiento inicial en un partido de béisbol en Japón.

Utilizando una gigantesca pantalla proyectada directamente en el montículo, la creadora disparó una bola rápida virtual a 105 km/h.

El lanzamiento tomó tan desprevenido al jugador que quedó paralizado en el plato, sin reaccionar ante la demostración.

El anime domina el mundo real.