Michael Motherfucking Swan

welcome to the funniest account on this app

[Michael Motherfucking Swan @swan4402]

the dawg always find his way back home man it’s so true🤷🏻‍♂️

[Michael Motherfucking Swan @swan4402]

my girlfriend is booking and paying for me to make a lightsaber in hollywood studios… love is still real guys just keep looking

[Michael Motherfucking Swan @swan4402]

my girlfriend so hot i get hard by looking at her

[Michael Motherfucking Swan @swan4402]

“i would never spend 70$ on a labubu” says the man who has dropped thousands on a children’s card game

[Michael Motherfucking Swan @swan4402]

taylor swift fans need to get a life

[Michael Motherfucking Swan @swan4402]

i just need to tell the rizzler in person that i fw him heavy bro is that too much to ask

[Michael Motherfucking Swan @swan4402]

someone post me on the tea app pls my girlfriend has a gun she’s been dying to use

[Michael Motherfucking Swan @swan4402]

if you let me meet your dog i’m going to shove my vape in its mouth and offer it a hit

[Michael Motherfucking Swan @swan4402]

who needs they brainrots stolen

[Michael Motherfucking Swan @swan4402]

if you genuinely like taylor swift you should go get tested for autism

[Michael Motherfucking Swan @swan4402]

thinking about the mans not hot freestyle a little bit extra today❤️

[Michael Motherfucking Swan @swan4402]

i’m gonna phantom kill myself tonight

[Michael Motherfucking Swan @swan4402]

she said she’s 21 i might have to ID that

[Michael Motherfucking Swan @swan4402]

i’d rather be pissed off than pissed on

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

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[Michael Motherfucking Swan @swan4402]

it takes a lot of balls to be as funny, real and handsome as i am

[Michael Motherfucking Swan @swan4402]

just reminding the women on this app that i’m happily married

[Michael Motherfucking Swan @swan4402]

going to get drunk on a tuesday i’ll lyk how it goes

[Michael Motherfucking Swan @swan4402]

i miss you mango juul pods

[Michael Motherfucking Swan @swan4402]

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