Alex Swanson

I'm a black swan so i can't swim. word.

[Marcus Stroman @STR0]

Put your phone down for long periods at a time and sleep with it in a different room.

[Alex Swanson @swan_sonn]

How does the wind whistle with no lips

[Alex Swanson @swan_sonn]

Why am I now an outlaw for missing a few $0.50 highway tolls DAHHHHH 😡

[Alex Swanson @swan_sonn]

Hurry up and wait it’s a long way down when you’re losing faith

[Alex Swanson @swan_sonn]

I see light in all the darkness

[Your Favorite Allstate Agent @12ricky96]

Someone wanna tell me why Xbox said fuck it and stopped making MLB 2K’s damn those were the days

[(not) Carlos Mendoza @MetsFakeSkipper]

Payback dingers are the best dingers. #LGM @mikepiazza31

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Struck out looking 5 times @Starting9 https://t.co/rBK5m9brxV

[SNY @SNYtv]

George Springer is showered in boos as he steps to the plate, tries to hit a ball far to silence the crowd and falls to a knee

[Anthony DiComo @AnthonyDiComo]

Mike Piazza says he's not interested in buying the Mets, though he thinks the franchise is in a good spot.

[MLB @MLB]

It's Tebow Time. 💪

[ESPN @espn]

He went all out with the Zion Williamson impression.

(via @maxisnicee)

[ESPN @espn]

"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!"

8 years ago today, a legendary moment was born.

[New York Mets @Mets]

#Mets legends at #SpringTraining! 🤩

[New York Mets @Mets]

.@RickPorcello’s childhood dream becomes a reality this season. #SpringTraining #LGM

[🐀 @gothwife69420]

Hey can we talk about that 30 foot sculpture of a witch that overlooks the neighboring town of my childhood home

[SNY @SNYtv]

"I will lead this team into success. I will lead this team into success."

[Michael Baron @michaelgbaron]

George Springer against Chris Flexen in Houston. It was an awfully located pitch, but, well, there you go. #Mets #Astros