someday i hope to be paraded in a cavalcade down the boulevards of a metropolis, standing up in the rear seat of a convertible and waving to the masses, surrounded by my comrades
Russia is having some kind of bird apocalypse - a die-off of swans in Kaliningrad, and dozens of birds dropping dead in Ryazan. In both cases, experts cite poison, possibly from pollution. I like this picture of survivors in baby carriers at a local animal rescue.