Grace Swaney👑

“Chase after the dream, don’t chase after the money.”

[Grace Swaney👑 @swanesome75]

Just watched a video that said, “In a relationship you need to have more than just chemistry, you need to have the same taste in dogs.” I can’t relate to anything more important than this.

[Grace Swaney👑 @swanesome75]

@dog_rates

[James Carran @getpaidwrite]

I turned 30 today.

If you're still in your 20s, read this:

[Grace Swaney👑 @swanesome75]

@HayleyBradford Yesterday I had a table of 3. All had separate checks about $20-$30 a piece. They all left me nothing and stole the 2 pens I let them use to sign the receipts. I literally lost something out of it🤦🏼‍♀️🙃

[Grace Swaney👑 @swanesome75]

Being an adult means drinking alone every night to fall asleep on a couch that I paid more for than my king size bed and regretting it with all of my back problems in the morning

[Grace Swaney👑 @swanesome75]

Don’t complain to me about you wanting me to miss you and then when I reach out you just ignore me.

[Faber @dfaber84]

Breaking News: Local school has 4.0 GPA after expelling all the B and C students.

[Grace Swaney👑 @swanesome75]

“You’re one of the two girls that I’ve ever talked to that actually dates in a generation of nothing but hookups.”

[Grace Swaney👑 @swanesome75]

I can 100% say that without a doubt Youngstown carries the shittiest and rudest people of all the places that I have ever been.

[Grace Swaney👑 @swanesome75]

Just saw 4 new engagements just today of people I grew up with. Like congrats y’all, but I keep forgetting we’re actually old enough for that😅😂

[Haley🤠 @Haley_harvey_]

My job has me doing the workload of 3 people for the pay of 1 person. I am underpaid and under appreciated 😭.

[Grace Swaney👑 @swanesome75]

@nickspringer13 I lost my other ones last weekend so I might have to🙃

[Grace Swaney👑 @swanesome75]

Is it appropriate to buy myself diamond earrings for Valentine’s Day or no?😅

[Grace Swaney👑 @swanesome75]

I finally got a Saturday night off and took full advantage of it 😜

[Grace Swaney👑 @swanesome75]

“A strawberry rum job, not a strawberry rim job.”

[Grace Swaney👑 @swanesome75]

Bout to start a thread of what Chloe says when she’s fucked up.

[Grace Swaney👑 @swanesome75]

“I’m gonna take a picture of this Big Mac on portrait mode.”

[Grace Swaney👑 @swanesome75]

I got an itch for another tattoo 😬

[Grace Swaney👑 @swanesome75]

@MercyMersadise Okay but that picture of you is 🔥🔥🔥

[Grace Swaney👑 @swanesome75]

If you sit at a table for 2+ hours and drink, tip accordingly. Servers have to tip out the bartenders for them getting your drink. On top of that, you’re taking up more of the section to make money especially if you’re not going to pay for the service provided.

[Grace Swaney👑 @swanesome75]

HMU for all your wedding date needs🥂

[Grace Swaney👑 @swanesome75]

@brookmadisonlee I mean that would be a weird thing considering I don’t have a litter box😂

[Grace Swaney👑 @swanesome75]

Gotta be up by 4:30 and I can’t sleep because my dog is too busy running into things to chase a bug that’s on the floor 🙄