Ian Swank

funny, sarcastic, I speak my mind,

[Thoroughbred Diesel @TbredDiesel]

It's freaking cold! Who Wants a Hoodie? ReTweet it and we'll give one away.

[Ian Swank @swankcrane]

@COvy_7 Ahhh Saturday nights 😂😂

[Ian Swank @swankcrane]

Thank you so much Dr Googleistofuckingmuch!!! Hey come get your monster he's humping my cat, alright I'll be down to get Cody 😂😂😂

[Ian Swank @swankcrane]

The looks ppl give me when I walk thru the store with sun glasses on, yeah I got a fucking hangover, it's not hard to figure out. Lol

[Ian Swank @swankcrane]

Awesome date tonight with a great girl!!! And fun time welcoming home a buddy of mine! Good way to kick off the weekend!!

[Ian Swank @swankcrane]

Wake up. Head pounding. Still taste alcohol. Pulse seems to be slower. Wallet is empty. Yep it's St Patty's weekend, grab a 🍺 and get to it!

[Ian Swank @swankcrane]

It's official... I hate everyone! Thank God for beer bc I'm gonna need allot of it this weekend!!!

[Ian Swank @swankcrane]

@COvy_7 @csoboslay WOOHOO, CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS ONE!!!!

[Tay @ayeitstay123]

I'm so sick of begging everyone to be in my life.

[Ian Swank @swankcrane]

Completely disgusted with a few certain ppl

[Ian Swank @swankcrane]

Welp almost getting arrested tonight sure was fun, fucking Irwin cops just trying to make a name for themselves! Cough cough assholes!!!

[Ian Swank @swankcrane]

Well fuck me running!!!!! Who would have ever thought!!!

[Ian Swank @swankcrane]

Rather sad to see a person who was once a great friend get so twisted up, you used to have your priorities straight but idk anymore

[Ian Swank @swankcrane]

They say the older you get the more friends you lose, man that shit must be true cause my list keeps getting shorter by the day. Lol

[Ian Swank @swankcrane]

@littlebitright well damn!!!🤣

[Ian Swank @swankcrane]

My kingdom for ppl who actually like to go out on the weekends and have fun!!!

[Ian Swank @swankcrane]

Loving my life right now, only thing that can make it better is if Atlanta kills New England in the super bowl!! #GoFalcons

[Ian Swank @swankcrane]

If you'd hit me with a bat right now I guarantee I would burst into shots of any kind of alcohol you could dream of!!!!! #fuckedup!!!!!

[Ian Swank @swankcrane]

With how good my day is going today I'm wondering if it can get any better!!!! #positivevibes #thingslookingup

[Ian Swank @swankcrane]

You are seriously blowing this way outta proportion!!! Use that college education your getting and be smart about who you flip out on!!!