Jenn Silliman

Control freak that is scared of spiders and loves pie.

[Jenn Silliman @swankycat]

@EmbryEthan Velcro would sound very Incredible Hulkish in a public restroom. Pro and con.

[Daylin Leach @daylinleach]

Will Smith wasn't the victim and did nothing noble. He "protected" his wife from a joke by a comedian at a TV show by violently assaulting someone in front of the world. The fact that people are clapping for him shows how F-ed up the world is now.

#willsmith #oscars #chrisrock

[Congressmember Bass @RepKarenBass]

Found one.

[Kayla (Taylor's Version) @Kaylajolene95]

The way Biden is staring into the camera like it’s The Office

[Jenn Silliman @swankycat]

@chrissyteigen Hello Fruit salad!!

[Bill Nye @BillNye]

White House says, science should not stand in the way of reopening schools? I guess it’s good to have it spelled out. The administration is generally not in favor of science. Might surprise a few of us. My O My... science out of the way??

[Jenn Silliman @swankycat]

Straight up. https://t.co/qlniTQute2

[Jenn Silliman @swankycat]

#truth

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

With a home garden, months of work, and $200 in plants and supplies, you too can grow nearly $20 worth of food.

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

Brian Kemp is sitting in Stacey Abrams’s chair because of voter suppression—and now under his watch, yet another election has been marred by dysfunction and disenfranchisement. We have to break our country's vicious cycle of voter suppression once and for all.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

The party that wants to criminalize abortion has no problem feeding 3,000 Americans per day into the #COVID19 woodchipper if it means they can sit down in Chick-fil-A.

[Jenn Silliman @swankycat]

Is it just me or does it seem like the people complaining that it’s violating their rights to allow stores to deny entry without a mask are the same people that were arguing for the rights of stores to deny gay couples cake? You can’t have your cake and eat it too people.

[Jenn Silliman @swankycat]

@TheBloggess 100% 🙌🏻

[Sara Buckley @nottheworstmom]

There are two types of people in the world:

- “It’s already 10pm”
and
- “It’s only 10pm”

and they marry each other.

[Jenn Silliman @swankycat]

@RadioMadison Maybe in a past life you stood over a cauldron instead of the range. There’s no shame in exploring your roots. 😜

[Jenn Silliman @swankycat]

@sarahcpr This is gold and you are hysterical.

[Kenneth 💻 Mansfield (he/him) @slackerdrummer]

A lot of people think @GovAndyBeshear crossed a line by mandating that people who attend large gatherings this weekend quarantine for 14 days.

He’s not crossing a line. He’s making sure the line looks more like St. Louis than Philadelphia.

Haven’t you seen the slide? C’mon!

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

My 7yo is doing a math worksheet and it's telling him that the eraser (37 cents) costs more than the pencil (18 cents) and he's OUTRAGED.

"If you're poor and you can't afford the eraser, you can't correct your mistakes. BUT IF YOU'RE RICH you can erase ALL your mistakes."

[She Extends @68tilinfinity]

how the fuck do you sit through 7 episodes of men running animal abuse sex cults and come out most angry at the woman survivor that possibly got rid of her creepy ass predator husband she met at the side of a road at 19 when he was in his 40s

[𝓐𝓲𝓻 @air_durnell]

Why are puzzles so expensive?? Like bitch you are a broken picture. You should be paying me.