fakeyoncé

| aquarius | croc owner | wine & spirit enthusiast | jersey’s momma |

[fakeyoncé @swannfever]

“nah fight no gyal over no man, mi no idiot...if mi ah tek your man, mi ah keep that”

[fakeyoncé @swannfever]

the best pre-workout are tears

[tarook @TarekElBab1]

when another bad thing happens in your life but you’re used to it

[Treasure ✨ @PL4M_]

You deserve a NAACP award

[Chris. @chefmade_92]

Release black people from the shackles of sweet baby rays man 😂😭.

[fakeyoncé @swannfever]

might cry in 12 days might not
TBD

[⋆౨ৎ˚ rachel ⟡˖ ࣪ @NotTheeRachel]

2 weeks until Rihanna’s concert with special appearance from the Chiefs and the Eagles

[SAM SMITH @samsmith]

🖤 @Spotify
https://t.co/YBuw52McVM

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Always

[Teflon Twan™️ 🇭🇹 @TwanDaGuy___]

I havent seen a Safeway in my life

[fakeyoncé @swannfever]

i’ll spread my wings and i’ll learn how to fly or whatever miss clarkson said

[fakeyoncé @swannfever]

birthday is in 3 weeks - boutta eat ice for breakfast until then

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

Me enjoying life knowing nothing going right

[fakeyoncé @swannfever]

love this 4 you

[K-Swiss @kev_friedrich]

Will be throwing ass at twiddle tonight

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

Him: “And how do you know that”

Me:

[fakeyoncé @swannfever]

tonight’s rant -
1. life is chaotic for no reason
2. insulin should be free

[fakeyoncé @swannfever]

table for one lol

[fakeyoncé @swannfever]

i guess i’m now officially ready to be alone and be like that one kehlani song where she takes herself to fancy restaurants

[fakeyoncé @swannfever]

update - 11.75

[fakeyoncé @swannfever]

if there are 13 reasons …i’m on my 11th

[Bruce Wayne @ItsBrienW]

I have a question … if this was all consensual (they some freaks fasho) .. why they getting fired? and why is it easier to get fired for back shots than it is shots to an unarmed black person?