nurse wackie

forbes 30 under 30

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

The food scientist at Tostitos who added that lil hint of lime

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

It’s almost like earth was perfectly created for human beings, literally water falls from the sky and food grows on trees, but somehow we find ourselves trapped in a machine that requires credit scores and a 40 hour work week for existence.

[M2 @Amer1can_Barbie]

Good morning 😃

[Kelly McCarty @KellyLMcCarty]

Members of Congress pretending to do something.

[nurse wackie @swansonnn_]

chocky milk

[mia @httpsosweet]

actually life is about falling in love with everything, all of the time

[Shrek @Shrek]

Can't today, I'm swamped.

[nurse wackie @swansonnn_]

you must be pavlov the way you’re makin this bitch salivate

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

the world is my oyster but am i its pearl …

[spor @sporadica]

this is how life feels when the only goal is to experience the beautiful miracle of being alive

[seiya @systole_]

it’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane

[Megha @megha_lilly]

You can’t help others until you’ve helped yourself. You can’t feed other people’s children before you’ve looked after your own. Christian Charity does not imply self destruction.

[Løri @haylsho]

This is my favourite video btw