The Thyvoid

The loudest most annoying introvert you'll ever meet.

She/her/will also accept they

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@_poyser_ Also for him to be unreasonably tall and get crispy

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Me, begging: maybe, can I listen to something else?
My brain goblin: absolutely not, it's the entirety of Demonology by Candi Carpenter on repeat or it's nothing

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@_poyser_ I'd say some of these are skills rather than hobbies anyway

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Literally never get tired of hearing corvids do spot on human impressions

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Calliecat being spooky (yawning)

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@_poyser_ To achieve this it means you have to be happy with the jackets you currently have and stop buying more

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Kirk and Spock are the perfect example of why people with ADHD get on so well with people with ASD

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Pretty convinced that Tom Petty knew absolutely nothing about the girl he's singing about in Free Falling, the first verse is just him listing whatever posters he saw in her childhood bedroom

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Thank you to the women who saw my teenage angst and went 'wait I have something for this' the one who saw me reading Twilight and bought me the Buffy boxset and the one who saw I liked Avril Lavigne and bought me Jagged Little Pill, I owe you both my personality

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Orpheus be like

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Surely it's Friday by now

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Making a Bolognese is a labour of love, it takes hours for me to do it right and every time I make too much but every time it's worth it

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Genuinely so excited for it to be winter so people can't use power tools all day right outside my window

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I am extremely stressed right now and am considering pulling out the big guns and watching Pride and Prejudice.

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One man's floor trash is a cat's floor treasure

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Jeremy Allen White has like the opposite of iPhone face, he has like, scroll face, toga face, urn face. He looks like he uses leeches to balance his humours.

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If you're not going to spoil your pet and blow their tiny mind with luxury and fun, then don't fucking get one.

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Still think it's absolutely wild that Disney went with Hades being the bad guy and Zeus being a good guy. Insanity.

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I buy dresses the way I buy books. Like yeah of course I want to read/wear them but that doesn't mean I actually will.