Swapnil

🧑‍💻S/W Engineer @microsoft | 🌎Traveler | Believer | Achiever 💫

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Back to the office after 1 year

#microsoft

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70 hours a week makes you weak .

#weekend

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Startup Idea,

A startup which will fight with your ex-company to get your FnF & keep 10% of it 😜😂

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Why do they ask “What’s your expected salary “

When they don’t want to give it??

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Economy is so bad, forget 'dream' job, getting a job itself is a 'dream'

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My manager knows me well.
I messaged him 'I want sick leave today'

He replied 'Enjoy the trip' 😜

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A bride cancelled her wedding because the groom had low CIBIL score

Marriages are made in heaven but EMI is paid on earth. 🤨

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My EMIs wait for my salary more than me… 😂

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In India, people take leave to reduce their stress but getting permission for leaves gives them more stress..

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Monday is called Somwar because it really feels like
"some war" every single week.

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पेस्ट कंट्रोलवाल्याचा फ़ोन आला,आज येऊ का पेस्ट कंट्रोल करायला..म्हंटल नको ,कधी नव्हे ते सध्या झुरळे आश्वासक वाटत आहेत … 😜😂

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Chai piyo to acidity ho jati hai,

Aur na piyo to sar dard…

#InternationTeaday #tea

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HRs are such good negotiators, they should negotiate the deal between

US & Iran 😜

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80% of productive time is lost waiting for the office lift to come down

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Always carry a pen & diary to office meetings...

Because acting is very important for career growth. 😂😂

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Ignore your life problems the same way your company ignored Modiji's,

Work from Home request

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No corporate employee has all 3

Good salary
WFH
Understanding manager .

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Instagram launches Instant in 2026.

Jethalal who did it in 2011 😂

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Hr : We have WFH, why do you come to office????

Me : AC

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Work from Home maanga tha
Walk from Home mil raha hai 😂

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A corporate job can give you everything other than Vitamin D...