Swapnil

kya mazak bana rakha hai idhar!!

[Swapnil @swaptail]

ye humara work load hai - 👐
ye hum hai - 🤦🏻‍♂️
Aur ye humara kaam ho raha hai - 🍻

#agencylife @Social_Samosa

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@goyal_trad81182 Multibagger

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mind mai thoda sa depreciation ho raha hai

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Jabse mummy ne marna band kiya hai, tabse downfall chalu hogaya hai

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U-phew-i 🤕
#UPIDown

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Mere daant budhape se nahi, amrud ke beej se tutenge

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Kya matlab aaj bas 9th January hi hua hai 😵‍💫

This January is going like client feedback, very slow.

@Social_Samosa

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I have mastered The Art of Hugs,
Har ek chiz mai hug deta hu!

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Even if the rice is a day old, you put it in eggs & toss it along with veggies & sauces. That's how you come up with the best version of yourself after shit goes & not like being a rice serum, who's been used by everyone coz only a few can make really good fried rice.

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I don't downplay myself because I lack confidence,
I do it because khudki nazar khud par hi lag jaati hai

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I have mastered the art of viewing,

I view everything as if they have a personal vengeance with me!

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Pyaar mai phasne ki umar mai,
Traffic jam mai phasa hua hu.

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Lagta hai Premier Pro burari se hai, har baar hang kar jaata hai.

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Itna seekh dene lag gaya hu ki loog mujhe Seek-ka-baap bolne lag gaye hai! 🤕

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@TheFigen_ Bronco!

[v. Jatin @JatinTweets_]

Bro used genuine language🗿

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Embracing the embarrassment is a new kind of adulting.

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Delhi weather be like: mitti mein mila denge tumhe!

#delhi

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Gym mein subah 7 minutes workout karke khudko "thala for a reason" bol dia!

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My elbows to my other body parts:

"Tum sabhi saaf sahi,
Hoon matmela main 😭"

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@Dil_Sambhal_Jaa Maggi