swardraws

Camera toting, multimedia developer/designer, wife and mom in Chicago-land.

[swardraws @swardraws]

@AJGerlette On their update page they say this: “Everyone keep calm, Sandy fludged and we are looking to find her on Cam2. She is a strong eaglet so keep the faith. Jackie is there. Please stay out of the habitat at this time.”

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

I remember when a computer didn't automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

If you vote for Donald Trump in November, I will not judge you for your choice of political party.

I will judge you for your lack of morals, ethics and humanity.

I will judge you for your support of racism, misogyny, and fascism.

So will others. So will history.

[Dr Abigail Boucher @DrAbbyBoucher]

Someone just told me that at 32 weeks in utero, babies start dreaming.

I am having a complete existential crisis.

Dreams about WHAT

DREAMS ABOUT WHAT

[swardraws @swardraws]

@GabbyGroverUS @billyjoel My xfinity has it already updated.

[swardraws @swardraws]

Boo hiss CBS, you could have scheduled Billy Joel on a day that it wouldn't be delayed due to the Masters. That is going to mess up my DVR recording

[龙金属头 🇨🇳🐉🤘🏾 @realXanderXjork]

Can we all agree that Stephen Colbert is absolutely right? This isn’t a meltdown it’s the truth. �

[swardraws @swardraws]

@Super70sSports I use to be that weird stranger. Worked at the photo lab in the mall where everyone can see everyone’s photos coming out of the machine, that is unless we had to unfurl the roll of paper towel to cover it up—oh the things I’ve seen lol

[I Smoked A Predilection For Nipples @BlackKnight10k]

Biden isn't you guy? Fine. But your only other option is Trump and here's the truth about choosing not to vote for Joe Biden:

If Biden is reelected, you can vote for whoever you want in 2028. If Trump is reelected, you'll never get to vote again.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Anyone who would want to put their family and friends through a second trump term out of spite or a misunderstanding of current events baffles me. I understand people are in pain, but I guess I don't understand coping with pain by putting others in danger and ending democracy.

[Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone]

Let's not welcome fascism because eggs are expensive.

[MM  @adgirlMM]

Pretty simple.

[swardraws @swardraws]

@oneawkwardmom I do that at 4 a.m.

[swardraws @swardraws]

@JohnnyOldfield5 @Super70sSports Exactly what I came here to say

[WGN Morning News @WGNMorningNews]

SNL’s James Austin Johnson wowed with his Trump and Biden impressions: https://t.co/XQCnCWqrK1 @shrimpJAJ

[swardraws @swardraws]

@jimkentr16 @RexChapman Me too. How did I miss this?

[Ken @kobron]

This part.

[Covie @covie_93]

The people saying banning assault rifles will not stop mass shootings are the same ones banning books, abortion, drag shows and transgender athletes from playing sports.

[Andy Ihnatko @Ihnatko]

This morning I found the front door of a total stranger's house unlocked, so I walked right in. I then proceeded to rummage through all their drawers, cupboards and closets, and took lots of stuff.

Technically it was an "estate sale." But I think of it as "Burglar Fantasy Camp."