Pfiff

[Angelvergessen @Angelvergessen1]

Hä bro JP hat nichts falsch gemacht die schlampe wollte an sein Geld. Ich bin Team JP.

[Boxenlude @BoxenIude]

JP wenn das Abendessen nur lauwarm ist

[narklos.bsky.social @narklos]

Geoff Keighley leaving Gamescom with 138 stolen laptops shoved up his ass:

[Steve Mudflap McGrew’s REMASCULATE podcast @REMASCULATE]

If Lindsay Clancy is found innocent because hormones made her emotionally unstable, women better be very careful celebrating that verdict.

Because the law loves PRECEDENT.

From that day forward, every job application is going to have a new question:

“Are you currently hormonal?”

“Well, I’m a woman.”

“Thank you. I think we’ll be going in another direction.”

You can’t carry a weapon anymore. No female police officers. Sorry, but we cannot hand a loaded gun to somebody whose legal defense might eventually be, “My hormones were acting up.”

No more high-stress jobs, either. No air-traffic controllers. No surgeons. No nuclear-launch codes. One bad hot flash and boom 💥 Canada is glowing.

And women definitely can’t be judges. How can you decide whether somebody else is emotionally stable when your own gender just established in court that hormones can make you kill three people?

No female politicians, either. You can’t be trusted to run the country if, according to your own argument, your endocrine system occasionally takes over the government.

And custody hearings are going to change overnight.

The judge will say, “Ordinarily, children belong with their mother. However, according to the Lindsay Clancy precedent, she may be only one hormone away from a Netflix documentary. The children go with Dad.”

Dad doesn’t know their shoe sizes, the pediatrician’s name or which one is allergic to peanuts, but his testosterone has never been successfully used as an insanity defense.

Feminists spent a hundred years saying women are not hysterical, irrational creatures controlled by their biology and one defense attorney walks into court and says, “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury… have you considered the uterus?”

You cannot demand equal authority and then ask for discounted accountability.

If women want equal rights, great. But equal rights come with equal wrongs.
Otherwise, that glass ceiling is about to become a padded ceiling.

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

Sony’s move away from physical PlayStation games is reportedly facing strong backlash at Gamescom.

Attendees say the reaction matches PlayStation’s social media, with “NO DISC NO BUY” comments everywhere.

The backlash is also affecting PlayStation’s marketing, with Sony looking at changes to its communication and planning.
Some third-party studios are also avoiding close association with PlayStation for now.

[LukeCB14 @LukeCB14]

Beyond Light if it didn't vault 5 raids, 4 patrol spaces, 7 strikes, 3 exotic missions, and didn't decimate PvP balance for several months:

[Boris🍉🦭 @StarBlueBoris]

Every time some new hyper realistic game comes out, i think back to this one Gabe Newell clip.

[soda ☭ @sprudlers]

oh nein es ist gamescom und die stadt ist voller ungefickter

[MOCHI 岡野朱美 @Mochi_Gorl]

I'm pirating your game the moment it becomes available on steam because you decided to withhold the PC release out of greed. You won't get my money but I WILL have your game.

[Belfort @boersenbelfort]

Ich kann das alles langsam nicht mehr. Du stehst nach einem langen Tag im Supermarkt in der Schlange.
Vor dir steht jemand, der dem Kassierer seelenruhig dabei zusieht, wie 35 Artikel über den Scanner gezogen werden. Der Vorgang dauert gefühlte zwei Minuten.

Man sollte meinen, in dieser Zeit könnte man auf die grandiose Idee kommen, schon mal die Karte oder das Portemonnaie aus der Tasche zu kramen, oder? NEIN!

Erst wenn der Kassierer den Satz sagt: „Das macht dann 42,80 € bitte", setzt eine spontane Schockstarre ein. ÜBERRASCHUNG! Man muss im Supermarkt Geld bezahlen! Wer hatte das ahnen können?!

Und DANN beginnt die große Schatzsuche. Erst wird der Rucksack abgelegt. Dann wird der Schlüsselbund umgeschichtet. Dann kommt eine alte Quittung von 2019 zum Vorschein. Und am Ende wird mit einer Seelenruhe jede einzelne 1-Cent-Münze aus der Geldbörse gekratzt, während dahinter zehn Leute stehen, deren Feierabend gerade minütlich stirbt.

HALTET EURE KARTEN DOCH EINFACH SCHON IN DER HAND, WÄHREND IHR WARTET!

[Wongl Creative @WonglCreative]

BREAKING NEWS!!! The hacker known as #CyberLeek was arrested just moments ago at his apartment in Germany. He is reportedly a man from Middle Franconia and allegedly belongs to the hacker collective known as “Bayrische Kackduscher.” More details to follow!!! #GTA6

[JayViper @JayViperTV]

We now know why this person and others were so offended by the leaks and were choking on R* girth.

THEY had exclusive ACCESS that THEY were worried would be spoiled.

Access media and shills are the worst. This MFer didn't even say he WENT until now.

And btw, because of this, every single post of his about GTA should have been hashtagged with "ad" because he was playing his followers.

Free flights, free food, free hotels, are all forms of PAYMENT and singing their praises without telling people LITERALLY makes you a shady shill.

[Skarrow9 @Skarrow9]

My favorite part of Destiny EOS depression cycle is when you all skip every phase except for the bargaining phase where everyone gets occasional Community-wide group psychosis lmao.

See you in two weeks for the next engagement bait to cope wave.

[quake @d2beyondlight]

if that "something is coming... stay tuned" trend where bungie creators and people with insider knowledge vaguepost about something that might or might not be destiny turns out to be some bullshit i genuinely hope they all lose their jobs and go homeless stop fucking playing

[ASHA @asha_shar]

Your physical game library is more than a collection of discs. It holds years of memories and stories worth preserving. Starting next week, XBOX Insiders can unlock a digital entitlement for supported physical games. We’ll start with thousands of titles and add more as we can.

[Pfiff @swarm213]

@RockstarGames Fuck you

[Pfiff @swarm213]

@allegedlyangelo @Midas2667149984 @Yowasgeht627624 Wow. Sogar deine Eltern sind enttäuscht von dir. Und die erwarten wirklich nichts.

[Pfiff @swarm213]

@allegedlyangelo @Midas2667149984 @Yowasgeht627624 Fällt dir nichts besseres ein?