It’s insane that when god made the world, she put the most beautiful, vivacious, musical melange of people in a tropical paradise, and they are forced to vote every few years for The Kindly Grandfather or O Filho de Hitlér
Centrist voter: I don't know if I should vote National, Labour or Opportunity! All the other parties seem too radical...
The whitest guy you know writing-in for Hamas on his ballot in the 2026 New Zealand General Elections:
The Brazilians are about to vote for someone called LOOLAH - I kid you not! What next, voting for Vice President EEJIT and Secretary General NUMPTY?? 🤪🤣😂
I would vote for the other fella, he’s got a track record and already had a good go of it sure.