Blanche Swartzendruper

Resident of Vaca Muerta, can my own jam, avid birdwatcher, I don't flock around, Bingo Champion, I know how to handle the balls! Taught Vanna White how to knit.

[Blanche Swartzendruper @swartzendruper]

@shooter4_22 Smiley Keona is not so smiley

[Blanche Swartzendruper @swartzendruper]

What is Darlene's diagnosis? Is it terminal? Let's post it! @PearlsFromMyrna

[Blanche Swartzendruper @swartzendruper]

@PearlsFromMyrna That screams "hussy"

[Blanche Swartzendruper @swartzendruper]

@CaitlinClark22 That was when I knew the Fever won!

[Blanche Swartzendruper @swartzendruper]

I'm ready to party!

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Grab your mustard and cantaloupe polyester! It’s the weekend!

[Blanche Swartzendruper @swartzendruper]

Hey Joyce, want to hit up Wendy's tonight? I hear their food is outta this world. Heehee @Wendys @JoycieCougar

[Blanche Swartzendruper @swartzendruper]

@girlsinbondage @Wendys Your Twitter handle is girlsinbondage and your calling out @Wendys ? Are you kidding me? Grow up.

[Blanche Swartzendruper @swartzendruper]

@PearlsFromMyrna But Doris Does. I believe it's Redneck Roundup or something similar. @RaccoonLady_

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@PearlsFromMyrna Tell me something I don't know

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Cool Whip Carol's charcuterie board had Oscar Mayer bologna. But the worst part was the spray cheese border. I know there were complaints last time about her just opening several lunchables, but this is unsettling. @PearlsFromMyrna @JoycieCougar

[Blanche Swartzendruper @swartzendruper]

@RaccoonLady_ Better be getting extra beer

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@RaccoonLady_ Doris knows her constipational rights

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@PearlsFromMyrna Lyle uses spray cheese, need I say more?

[Blanche Swartzendruper @swartzendruper]

@OA_SOTA @PearlsFromMyrna Butter knives? What kind of society are we declining to? We are not savages!

[Blanche Swartzendruper @swartzendruper]

@HogT1de @PearlsFromMyrna Quilty pleasures has the best selection for discount yarn. Everyone knows that.

[Blanche Swartzendruper @swartzendruper]

@PearlsFromMyrna These are sad times. Satan is working hard. 👿

[Blanche Swartzendruper @swartzendruper]

@HawksBestie Saw you on TV last night! It was great,over the spirit!

[Blanche Swartzendruper @swartzendruper]

@PearlsFromMyrna Whatever happened to F.A.R.T. Funeral alert response team? Has it dissolved?

[Blanche Swartzendruper @swartzendruper]

@PearlsFromMyrna Do you remember the bed skirt debacle of 2017? Of course you do! Who can forget?

[Blanche Swartzendruper @swartzendruper]

@_Beth___ @PearlsFromMyrna He's MINE! Our connection is electric. ⚡