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I stay posting

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

So this is just straight-up wrong. It raised my hackles as someone who moved to Wyoming 15 years ago (born in Michigan) so I mapped it myself using ACS data.

[Fuck Every Word 2.0 @fckeveryword]

fuck pooping

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I’m literally always saying this

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fuck bedtime

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this is why I am having heart issues at 25 don’t do this

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I can only take my vyvanse w a red bull #yum

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@julietteangeli @toddrjones I think part of it could be that there are 3 major metropolitan areas relatively close together. You can move from one to the other (or a small town to one of the cities), have a very different life, and still be close enough to visit home on weekends

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the santa threshold is 3rd grade

[Auburn Jokes® @TheAuburnJokes]

Breaking: After missing out on Kalen DeBoer, Michigan football has shifted their attention to the Allstate cotton candy thief for their head coaching position. Wolverine officials cite his proven comfort with deception and dishonesty embodies the true spirit of a Michigan Man.

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@christiansbuns avg michigan fan take

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shower beers are a gift from god but shower zyns are a temptation from the devil

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I really like Animal Collective's Merriweather Post Pavilion but for some reason it makes me feel physically queasy sometimes. it has kind of a watery sloshing-around feeling

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san juan del sur is a great survivor season, feel like I don't see it talked about enough

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this but genuinely

[pseudo wook @souporsonic_]

first day at 9-5 today

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unemployed friend on a tuesday afternoon kinda tweet. unfortunate

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I can only take my vyvanse w a red bull #yum

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the voros twins are the wiggles for people who were in their early 20s during covid

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turned off audio normalization on spotify, it felt like putting on a pair of glasses. would recommend

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I hate when I get an email that isn't a job offer

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friends in college following me on here less than 10 mins after posting on the account that isn't followed by my friends in college

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can't wait until all of my friends are out of college so I never have to see a kappa kappa psi fundraiser post on anyone's story ever again

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@NILES100 genuinely this is my plan to make friends if i ever move to a new city lol