Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg) ✪

100% commission top 1% big BALLS #Anon for sh!tposting.

[Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg) ✪ @swashington20]

The quickest way to get rich, as a women, is to just marry a rich guy.

There is no similar out for dudes.

[New York Post @nypost]

Wife of hedge fund mogul demands $6.2B in divorce - but he offers one tenth of that as court battle rages: report https://t.co/pHdaMAIKts

[Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg) ✪ @swashington20]

Unfortunately for you all, I will be gate keeping the best sushi. But don’t worry cuz you can’t get in anyways !

[Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg) ✪ @swashington20]

Do we think he’s suppose to knock up a 55yr old ? What was he suppose to do here besides knock up a 22yr old?

[Kara Kennedy @karakclairmont]

Jon Hamm being with a woman for 20 years and being very vocally “child free”, then marrying a younger woman and knocking her up at 55 is very… Don Draper

[Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg) ✪ @swashington20]

Took this girl to NOBU 57 Chef Table last week.

She said she was on a match making program that paired her with a 32, finance, nepo-jew, that was medium handsome

She said he wanted to take her to get pretzels at some 1 $ sign spot, so she ditched him to come out with me

[Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg) ✪ @swashington20]

Girls who get massive amounts of plastic surgery go farther than any ‘girl boss’ with a degree.

Literally nothing else has a close ROI for girls

[Akademiks TV @AkademiksTV]

The moment Drake's goth baddie told her mom she was getting a brand new house after winning the Stake 20 v 1

This is what hiphop media are bashing btw

[Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg) ✪ @swashington20]

Honestly, it’s very much the dudes fault. Bare minimum is:
-buying the girl uber, minimum SUV
-buying her dress for the evening
-min 4 $ sign location, imo NOBU 57 chef table
-paying for her breakfast and matcha latte day of
-if she’s late on rent, pay that too

[Blaine Anderson @datingbyblaine]

Matchmaking client in NYC, 32, finance, Jewish, medium handsome but funny, all-around good dude.

I think I’ve found his dream match: she’s 26, amazing family, sexy + refined vibe, Jewish obviously, and down to meet him.

I make the introduction, then… he texts me saying she bailed.

I check in with her. She says he asked her to dinner at Crown Alley, and based on that alone, she knows he’s not a fit.

Obviously I feel bad for RJ, and yeah it’s lame to be judgy about first date plans, but…

I actually agree with her on this one.

The problem has nothing to do with wanting a more expensive first date. This woman just knows her vibe, and giant pretzels don’t exactly give “sexy” or “refined.”

RJ either needs to adjust his go-to first date plan, or go after the type of woman who wants to meet over a ham and cheese toasty 🤣

[Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg) ✪ @swashington20]

Highest bidder gets it? I have to go to 86 instead. It’s non-poor people hours (anything 10pm+)

[Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg) ✪ @swashington20]

Fixed it

[Sara Eisen @SaraEisen]

Quote of the day from @DanielSLoeb1 on @NYCMayor via @nytimes

[Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg) ✪ @swashington20]

I laugh at the “should guys buy the girl an uber to the date” discourse cuz that’s the least of my expenses

[Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg) ✪ @swashington20]

Me: “Yooo the cocktails are so cheap at this place!”

My Midwest clients in town seeing the $35 old fashy I’m pointing to:

[Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg) ✪ @swashington20]

100% SELL SIDE COMMISSION CLOCKING IN

I AM A MERCENARY
SECOND PLACE IS FIRST LOSER
ONE TRADE ONE WINNER
MY DAY IS YOUR WHOLE MONTH

[Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg) ✪ @swashington20]

I was told a 1mm+ house is upper middle class??!?

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

USA publishes new income levels:

Poverty: under $15,960
Near poverty: $15,960 - $31,920
Lower income: $31,920 - $55,820
Lower middle class: $55,820 - $83,730
Middle class: $83,730 - $125,595
Upper middle class: $125,595 - $167,460
Upper income: above $167,460

Where do you stand?

[Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg) ✪ @swashington20]

Your salaried friend on any given day of the week 'working' 80+ hours in IB

vs

Your 100% Commission friend who only gets paid if he executes

[Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg) ✪ @swashington20]

A super senior broker just hired his brother's son to work under him

You guys aren't going to believe this ... but the kid's name is literally Nepolian... NEPOlian

[Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg) ✪ @swashington20]

Had client lunch at quality bistro.

The PM was at least 300lbs (as buy side should be)

He ordered salad with chicken…. Like, I know you have an emergency 12 pack of donuts under your desk

[Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg) ✪ @swashington20]

Me explaining to the girl who teaches deaf kids I also know sign language

[Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg) ✪ @swashington20]

Onlyfans promotions going to extremes

[brittany.kriegstein @BKriegstein]

BREAKING: A Manhattan judge granted the alleged Empire State Building climbers supervised release… and they shared a massive kiss before descending the subway stairs. Story coming @Gothamist

[Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg) ✪ @swashington20]

Rough in the trenches today

[Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg) ✪ @swashington20]

Au Pair pulling up to the July 4th family pool party in this

[Page Six @PageSix]

Kim Kardashian’s new “Micro Fits Everybody” SKIMS collection truly only covers the necessities, but we’re here for it in this heatwave 🔥

📸: Insta/ Kim Kardashian

[Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg) ✪ @swashington20]

Listen, I am full capitalist as the system rewards me (top 1%er)

But if the system only rewards 1% of men and 80% of girls (by proximity)

There will be a civil uprising as soon as the middle class gets wiped out

[America @america]

Socialist Melat Kiros, who just unseated a 15-term incumbent Democrat in Colorado:

“Denver just voted to send a 29 year-old recovering lawyer, barista, immigrant, democratic socialist to Congress.”