Swati Sachdeva

Most first thoughts land here. Stand-up comedian & writer. Queries for work, DM or e-mail at [email protected]

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Bura unke liye laga jo exam hall me phone chhupa ke gaye tha aur Sarkar ne alert baja dia.

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Dost ko phone kia tha apna Rona rone ke liye, meri baari hi nahi aane di rondu ne.

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Calling a friend, ki ye apna Rona royega, aur mai apne wala bhool jau.

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Life ki sabse badi khush-khabri yahi hai ki, ‘sab dukhi hai.’

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As a control freak, I would not even let God decide the temperature of my AC.

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gadi park hone ke baad jinn bhadwo ko yad ata hai ‘JI YAHA NAHI LAGA SAKTE’, kaan ke neeche laga de kya?!

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DigiYatra aisa platform hai Jaha pose karne ke baad bhi photo candid hi aati hai.

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Subha se hi tyaari kar lo raat ko rone ki to theek rehta hai shayad.

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Bc Kya thakke hi rehte hai Kya sab poore adulthood me?

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Jhooth bola gaya hai hume, it’s - ‘kabhi khushi, mostly gand me dumm.’

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War ke dauraan geography aur history dono achhi ho jaati hai.

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Na kaam Karti hoon, na maze.. beech me rehti hu kahi ek constant dukhi awasta me.

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Not sure if I’m happier when someone I love comes to the party, or when someone I hate doesn’t.

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Sleeping with parents & how!
watch the full video on YouTube ‘The Story So Far’
https://t.co/QXB2ugoxY7

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Snippet from ‘The Story So Far’, watch the full video on my YouTube ✨

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Based on true events! Dropped a new stand-up comedy bit on YouTube!
Check it out peeps -✨

https://t.co/rbItxJUjqN

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I get annoyed at public for making noise at public place.
Signs of growing old.

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Man 30s hit you hard, abhi to Goa plan kar rahe the..achanak baby plan karne lage hai.

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Breakfast is the most beautiful meal of the day, I mean you sleep all night and wake up to EAT after basically just relaxing, Wow. 🤝🏻

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Checkout the latest episode of ‘who let the drunks out’ , it’s new, it’s better!

https://t.co/A3c7px6GNA