Swati Sachdeva

Most first thoughts land here. Stand-up comedian. For business email - [email protected]

[Swati Sachdeva @swatisachdeva95]

Oh okay 2026 ka kasoor hai, 80s me to sab bahot achhe dikhte the ☺️

[Swati Sachdeva @swatisachdeva95]

Biggest lie of this era is ‘Abhi pada Tera message’, yeah sure. The generation lives on the phone man.

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Let’s officially introduce a day in the week called the ‘Badday’, so that we know ki bass yahi dinn fuck hoga poora hafta nahi.

[Swati Sachdeva @swatisachdeva95]

Tumhari job lega AI, humari hum khud hi lene ke kaabil hai
Yours,
Comedian

[Swati Sachdeva @swatisachdeva95]

Everytime I go to the dentist, I’m still learning how to brush my teeth right, clearly not every experience comes with age.

[Swati Sachdeva @swatisachdeva95]

Kabhi kabhi to lagta hai Bhoot hi dikh jaye.. asal zindagi se to kaafi fatt rahi hai.

[Swati Sachdeva @swatisachdeva95]

Watch the full video on my channel!💥✨

https://t.co/TWe4E15kh5

[Swati Sachdeva @swatisachdeva95]

Jaise hi bataya mai 30 saal ki hoon, didi ne seedha declare kar dia ‘Ande sadd gaye hai’🥲😂

Watch my latest stand-up video to know more💥

https://t.co/DZ3MDgWQ2q

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@swatisachdeva95 is my fav bisexual 😭😭
banger standup yt video btw

[naina @shutupnaina]

caught Swati's solo show recently and heard one of the best #wlw jokes. I mean "didi aap dono mein se bhaiya kaun hai"??😭😭son. Why are we always trying to figure out who's the "man" in the relationship. Paisa wasool punches

[Swati Sachdeva @swatisachdeva95]

Bura unke liye laga jo exam hall me phone chhupa ke gaye tha aur Sarkar ne alert baja dia.

[Swati Sachdeva @swatisachdeva95]

Dost ko phone kia tha apna Rona rone ke liye, meri baari hi nahi aane di rondu ne.

[Swati Sachdeva @swatisachdeva95]

Calling a friend, ki ye apna Rona royega, aur mai apne wala bhool jau.

[Swati Sachdeva @swatisachdeva95]

Life ki sabse badi khush-khabri yahi hai ki, ‘sab dukhi hai.’

[Swati Sachdeva @swatisachdeva95]

As a control freak, I would not even let God decide the temperature of my AC.

[Swati Sachdeva @swatisachdeva95]

gadi park hone ke baad jinn bhadwo ko yad ata hai ‘JI YAHA NAHI LAGA SAKTE’, kaan ke neeche laga de kya?!

[Swati Sachdeva @swatisachdeva95]

DigiYatra aisa platform hai Jaha pose karne ke baad bhi photo candid hi aati hai.

[Swati Sachdeva @swatisachdeva95]

Subha se hi tyaari kar lo raat ko rone ki to theek rehta hai shayad.

[Swati Sachdeva @swatisachdeva95]

Bc Kya thakke hi rehte hai Kya sab poore adulthood me?

[Swati Sachdeva @swatisachdeva95]

Jhooth bola gaya hai hume, it’s - ‘kabhi khushi, mostly gand me dumm.’