Shannon.

Retired 🏐 player, avid🍷 drinker, data-minded 📈 marketer

[Shannon. @swatts05]

@NashvilleStars @NashvilleSC @InterMiamiCF @asasama12

[Shannon. @swatts05]

does Megan fox drink beer

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

[Burgess Everett @burgessev]

“Spare me the bullshit of mental illness,” says Sen. Murphy of the United States. “We’re not an outlier on mental illness, we’re an outlier on firearms”

[Padma Lakshmi @PadmaLakshmi]

Questions for the people who are scared of becoming a minority: Why is that? Are minorities treated differently?

[Shannon. @swatts05]

Nothing is hotter than public health

[Shannon. @swatts05]

@AllEliteSweet @ethanisafungi All the same cat

[Shannon. @swatts05]

You get two options for small talk at the beginning of meetings:

1. Weather
2. COVID

That’s it.

[Shannon. @swatts05]

Wordle 202 3/6

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[Shannon. @swatts05]

Google got me SOBBING on their commercial 😭

[Shannon. @swatts05]

@stuart_ramsell My exact reaction

[Shannon. @swatts05]

Playing codenames with the fam:
Sis 1: “Oh, you weed whip the lawn!”
Sis 2: “No, you weed wack…”

[Shannon. @swatts05]

My husband was 31 years old when he finally discovered visual voicemail.

[Shannon. @swatts05]

Apparently my mom is a bigger F1 fan than me

[Shannon. @swatts05]

All the white girls in ‘Merica reliving their high school mems to All Too Well for a solid 10 minutes tonight

[Shannon. @swatts05]

Who has seen Squid Game? Let’s chat.

[Shannon. @swatts05]

Wow what, just played Pac Man with @KurtHSchneider. Thanks for the invite 🙌🏻

[Shannon. @swatts05]

@priceline our connecting flight leaves before we even arrive to Toronto. I can’t get ahold of anyone. #help

[Shannon. @swatts05]

We’re at this really fun age now when it’s truly settling in that you just work til you die. Or marry rich.