Jared

jared :) ~ 13 ~ 8th grade ~ free spirit ~ taken❤️ ~ sports are life ~ i make my own rules

[Jared @Swaxable]

@d3rwood My friend sleep talks. His wife told me that one time he randomly sat straight up in the middle of the night and yelled “HAARRRYYYYYY!!!!”

[Jared @Swaxable]

@spring25ji @spectre0799 @YE_TIMEZ It’s definitely 86 BPM consistently the entire song, but some beats don’t land 100% perfectly on the gird

[Jared @Swaxable]

These suggested replies go hard as fuck

[Eli @rats7]

i truly believe that suggested replies might be the worst "feature" ever invented

[Jared @Swaxable]

@partyoj1 One of the best

[Jared @Swaxable]

@spectre0799 wow it’s actually in the same key as the beat now

[wint @dril]

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

[Jared @Swaxable]

@paulychromatic no way in hell I’m responding to a text from an icloud email

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

my body randomly reminding me it’s keeping the score at 10am on a tuesday

[greg @greg16676935420]

Wow I had no idea they made blue Cybertrucks, that’s pretty awesome

[Jared @Swaxable]

@ActualNames1 one step closer

[Jared @Swaxable]

@kenklippenstein i’ve seen corpbussy in traffic. also this. wisco is a weird place

[Jared @Swaxable]

@wannahheigel @myfollowerswife so true

[Jared @Swaxable]

@kevalanb @paulychromatic so close!! the correct answer is 1

[Jared @Swaxable]

@paulychromatic 1

[Jared @Swaxable]

@paulineherr except we’re not friends

[Jared @Swaxable]

@kingsp5der @olicantmiss BEGGING someone in the studio to learn how to tune the autotune to the key of the beat

[robert @Brotractor]

if u didn’t grow up looking out the window seeing this then don’t pretend to understand Midwest emo