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[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

Had a massive row with the wife yesterday and she threw five cricket balls at me. I told her if she throws one more, it's over.

[Rhythm 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Rhythmauu]

I was born in 2001 and I feel like EVERYTHING has been fucked for me

I don't even care about having my "dream job", I just want a fucking life

[Spencer @SpencerHNDRXX]

Get the word out. The Heat are back.

[David T 🧫 @Hisnameisdavidd]

The worst part about not being able to get a job is genuinely feeling like I’ve wasted 8 years of my life getting a PhD. University has been a scam, and has actively denied me more opportunities than given me them.

[The Bald Baddie @elash0222]

Got rejected after an interview but saw they reposted the same job so I applied again

[nico 🏁 @bombdiggy__]

Country is so miserable grown adults are hiding behind the internet to mock a teenager going to one of the best universities in the country. They couldn’t even spell Cambridge without looking at the alphabet and using phonetics

[arnie ༻ @arnie1886]

Don't worry about your A Levels!
I got these and I'm broke and jobless 👍

[PaulBettany22 @QuantK22]

Record number of people going uni but the job market has never been so cooked and they’re all gonna be riddled with debt

[Blxckie🥷🏽 @Blxckie1__]

You can do everything right & still lose .

[jack @TheCavsJack]

Dr. Strange signed with Doom

Salary dumped Spider-Man to the Defenders for picks

Scarlet Witch out with a torn ACL

Assigned the Hulk to the G-League

The second apron is ruining the Avengers

[kei @keirohaz]

so everyone just skipped that phase in 5th grade
i was obsessed with percy jackson

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[Nakul @wtf_nakul7]

Life of Gen Z :

- School is scam
- College degree is useless
- COVID stole prime memories
- Ai replace your jobs
- House cost your soul + 30 years
- Worst era for relationships
- And boomers still say you're lazy

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇩🇪 BREAKING: Jürgen Klopp as new Germany head coach, here we go! 💥

Klopp has accepted to take over; long term contract details, project and RB Group exit still under discussion, but he will be the new head coach.

RB considered Glasner as replacement but he signs at #NFFC.

Klopp is back.

[Andrés Weiss @andresweiss_]

En realidad el dato es una LOCURA:

Vozinha ha completado hoy LOS MISMOS regates (2/2) que Leroy Sané en TODO el Mundial (2/17).

[Fireball @CleanRas]

Oi the worst thing about international tournaments is people that don’t watch football come with their takes 😭

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🚨 OFFICIAL: Julian Nagelsmann leaves his role as German national team head coach.

It’s over. 🇩🇪

Top target: Jürgen Klopp. 🔜

[Wemby Central @WembyCentral]

This offseason is like a KOT4Q video where he randomizes everyone’s teams