Hankley

just hank updates

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Me trying to do a X

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I came here to try and tweet something for the first time in a year and a half and I almost couldn’t figure out how to do it. Where am I.

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 27 Feb 2009 (via @twi_age).

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@haterbeug Oh my good lord xx

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My sister just told me that the first time Wyatt (3) got a brain freeze he said “My hair is really cold!”

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Women are literally so much funnier than men
Exhibit one if you need it is: me

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Every week I come to Oma’s house for dinner and she plays a puzzle game on her iPad until the very specific ad for another puzzle game comes up that she saw earlier in the week pops up and I can help her download it

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It’s been exactly 48 hours since I got my lashes done. And now, to speak to my therapist.

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“Hey cassidy do you have any photos of me from the weekend?”

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One of these years I’ll figure out how to turn these off

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 27 Feb 2009 (via @twi_age).

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On this sacred day? Bitch?

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@amandaliveshere I knew it

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Wordle 225 3/6

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(Is this a good score for my first time am I better than everyone please let me know)

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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#11 @Tomycardy - 'https://t.co/WdQohuSKZr' #Hottest100

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I love TikTok hottest 100

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My main Covid symptom

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@amandaliveshere (Also huge congrats, amazing)

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@amandaliveshere WHEN DID YOU HAVE TIME FOR THIS

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Sent her a TikTok and she immediately sent it back to me lmao