Pudgeboy

Timbers supporter, sea kayaker, cat herder. Baltimoron by upbringing, Portlander by choice

[Pudgeboy @swazicar]

Alternate title: "Man's uncontrolled dog attacks bear near Creswell; bear defends itself; wildlife 'managers' shoot and kill treed bear; man labeled 'victim'"

[Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife @MyODFW]

Bear injures man near Creswell; victim treated and released from hospital; Bear matching description killed yesterday by wildlife managers https://t.co/PjOyqGLVaO

[Pudgeboy @swazicar]

@DCoxPDX5 Places I have lived:

Norfolk, Va.
Baltimore, Md.
Boulder, Colo.
Gege, eSwatini
Boulder, Colo,
Besson, Central African Republic
Washington, D.C.
Portland, Ore.

[Pudgeboy @swazicar]

@TheMikeDonovan They pour in the concessions through the big sphincter in the sky.

[Pudgeboy @swazicar]

Wifey met this dude in NYC (in a liquor store!). Claimed to be pre-MLS Timbers player. Doesn't ring a bell for me. Anyone? (And wifey can't be trusted, of course!) #rctid

[Pudgeboy @swazicar]

@RobynHitchcock Well, you're playing a bunch of church-themed venues on your next Northwest swing, so perhaps they will (wrath of God, and all).

[Pudgeboy @swazicar]

@RobynHitchcock We in Portland are disappoint!

[Pudgeboy @swazicar]

@shebainpdx If problem persists, please send a fourth-grader to help.

[Pudgeboy @swazicar]

@rebekahpdx Same. But with mangoes.

[Pudgeboy @swazicar]

One free ticket in Section 110 for tonight. Follow and DM if you want it. Would need to hand off hard copy, either at Westside Lardo or at stadium . #RCTID

[Pudgeboy @swazicar]

Two tickets vs. Atlanta, East Terrace (middle deck), Section 5, FIRST row, right above the "u" in "MLS Cup Champions." Face value is $82 each. Would like to get $75. No SeatGeek fees. #rctid

[Pudgeboy @swazicar]

Two tickets vs. Atlanta, East Terrace (middle deck), Section 5, FIRST row, right above the "u" in "MLS Cup Champions." Face value is $82 each. Would like to get $75. No SeatGeek fees. #rctid

[Pudgeboy @swazicar]

At which point someone, maybe a second cousin, named Berhalter will be appointed.

[Paul Tenorio @PaulTenorio]

Per U.S. Soccer, Wolff will remain in his role as assistant coach with the MNT through the end of the year. A search will be conducted for his replacement during that time.

[Pudgeboy @swazicar]

@JonChampionJC @TaylorTwellman @RedVines @espn No cigarettes? cc @aimeemann

[Pudgeboy @swazicar]

@harperwerner Shoot that fookin' guy; you are tops!

[Pudgeboy @swazicar]

@DougRobersonAJC Seahawks, or car show?

[Pudgeboy @swazicar]

@kpduck Don't think I added this one to my list. Let's call her "Spot."

[Pudgeboy @swazicar]

@daniellevslaton @RaeComm Enjoyed your analysis, Danielle. And that play-by-play bloke was good, too

[Pudgeboy @swazicar]

Comedy gold.

[Bureau of Land Management - National @BLMNational]

The Take Pride in America campaign managed by @Interior made great use of the power of music to inspire the American public. #IndependenceDay #4thofjuly2019

[Pudgeboy @swazicar]

@MenInBlazers Watching what?

[Pudgeboy @swazicar]

@DeschutesBeer When the planet and its former inhabitants are dead, to whom will you sell beer? No more @DeschutesBeer for me.