‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎dark cherry .

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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎dark cherry . @swcrdpath]

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⠀⠀——— #crrp
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[quotebot against humanity. @cIowneryism]

no offence to myself but wtf am i doing.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎dark cherry . @swcrdpath]

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⠀⠀well , it does seem to be white by default ..

⠀⠀anyway .ᐟ we gotta defeat the 4000 angry bees . maybe we can sell the honey in Facecrumb Marketplace ..
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[༘ ⋆𐙚 ̊ @GhostlyAkumu]

"MY ICING IS TURNING GREY-"

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎dark cherry . @swcrdpath]

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⠀⠀[ nonchalantly aura farming on the spot . not a single attempt at avoiding a potential crashout is made ]

⠀⠀.. so do we , like .. pay the rescue , or do i cut the 4000 angry bees down .ᐣ
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[༘ ⋆𐙚 ̊ @GhostlyAkumu]

[-He's just slamming his head on the table,

Close to a crashout-]

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎dark cherry . @swcrdpath]

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⠀⠀i wish i were . she is being kept hostage by at least 1000 angry bees .

⠀⠀[ arms crossed , a shadow cast over her face . she's trying so hard to look intimidating ]
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[༘ ⋆𐙚 ̊ @GhostlyAkumu]

"Are you kidding me?!"💢

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎dark cherry . @swcrdpath]

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⠀⠀[ dramatic entrance through the window . glass shattering sfx . take another 900 coins out of the guild funds ]

⠀⠀inspector budget at it again .. grapevine cookie was just kidnapped by the 4000 angry bees .
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[༘ ⋆𐙚 ̊ @GhostlyAkumu]

[-Hes just writing in the ledger,

Counting up the amount that was spent and....they're nowhere near close to paying off the debt,

Crumbs-]

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎dark cherry . @swcrdpath]

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⠀⠀[ chasing after her sword in hand ]

⠀⠀HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
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[⋆˙⟡ 𝗟𝗢𝗨𝗗 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗨𝗗! ⛰︎ 𖢻‧₊˚💎✩ ₊˚ @INTOTHECOAL]

"ARE WE SCREAMING I CAN SCREAM LOUD!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎dark cherry . @swcrdpath]

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⠀⠀ARE YOU AND YOUR COWORKERS ALWAYS THIS LOUD .ᐣ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ I WILL WIPE THE STONE FACES OFF OF THEM ALL .ᐟ.ᐟ

⠀⠀[ immediately unsheathing the blade oh my god this is just a screaming match 💔 ]
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[⋆˙⟡ 𝗟𝗢𝗨𝗗 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗨𝗗! ⛰︎ 𖢻‧₊˚💎✩ ₊˚ @INTOTHECOAL]

"I NEED MY ROCKS FOR DINNER AND BREAKFAST MY BOSS DOESNT GIVE ME ANYTHING!"

*she’s foaming out of her mouth looking like a rabied animal.*

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎dark cherry . @swcrdpath]

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⠀⠀heh . we show no mercy to the foes we are paid to slay .. the golden hues of this land will be accompanied by the prettiest , thickest of reds .ᐟ

⠀⠀.. do you have any particularly annoying target in mind .ᐣ any cookie or choco drop king .ᐣ
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[𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐇. @goldenrvle]

hmpf.

( the dragon groans in annoyance, crossing their legs and letting cheek rest upon palm. )

if so, then i shall give you half of the coins as a start. if you do an excellent job, i shall give you the rest.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎dark cherry . @swcrdpath]

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⠀⠀the rocks stand no chance . they will cry mineral—rich tears when my blade meets them .ᐟ
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[⋆˙⟡ 𝗟𝗢𝗨𝗗 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗨𝗗! ⛰︎ 𖢻‧₊˚💎✩ ₊˚ @INTOTHECOAL]

"YOU CANT SLICE MY MEALS I NEED THEM!"

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎dark cherry . @swcrdpath]

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⠀⠀first i must slice down their rock meals , then gingeremo , then that gloomy tower of theirs ..
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎dark cherry . @swcrdpath]

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⠀⠀THE MOTHERFUCKING KING .. #$&@@@###$@ .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎dark cherry . @swcrdpath]

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⠀⠀[ looks left . looks right . witches above this dragon is loaded ]

⠀⠀when it comes to crumbling cookies , my team never fails . the thirst for jam and syrup can only be quenched by crumbs scattered before my blade .. .ᐟ

⠀⠀[ already dramatically unsheathing it ]
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[𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐇. @goldenrvle]

hmpf.

( the dragon groans in annoyance, crossing their legs and letting cheek rest upon palm. )

if so, then i shall give you half of the coins as a start. if you do an excellent job, i shall give you the rest.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎dark cherry . @swcrdpath]

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⠀⠀we must upkeep our reputation as mercenaries . it is not honorable nor cool to run away from a job .. even less well paying ones .

⠀⠀nor will i run away from the opportunity to slice someone down with my blade .
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[𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐇. @goldenrvle]

gold is not something i lack, but do tell me: how can i entrust a puny, inferior cookie? perhaps, you could run away with the coins. in that case, i will hunt you down.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎dark cherry . @swcrdpath]

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⠀⠀if anything goes south , we just feed berry yogurt cookie to them and cookie run the hell away .
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎dark cherry . @swcrdpath]

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⠀⠀heh . you do not know how far my own aura and vibes can get me . trust the process .
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[GrapeVine Cookie @GrapeFromVine]

I really doubt that a dragon would fall for that kinda stuff, I mean whats the plan when they say that 2M is too much for our services? Like I dont think I can pull the good old grapevine charm on the golden dragon, like I got game but not that kinda game.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎dark cherry . @swcrdpath]

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⠀⠀dragons can't resist flaunting off their wealth and hoarded treasures either . i only have to cut into their pride , and the coins will pour out .
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[GrapeVine Cookie @GrapeFromVine]

Isnt that a tad much cherry? Like I am all for an exorbitant contract but I doubt that this'll go anywhere, I mean its not like dragons have to listen to the laws so they might just reject to pay us if they see how much we'd make them pay.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎dark cherry . @swcrdpath]

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⠀⠀heh , watch and learn .. this is how one cuts through to the employer's wallet .ᐟ
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[༘ ⋆𐙚 ̊ @GhostlyAkumu]

[-Blink blink-]

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎dark cherry . @swcrdpath]

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⠀⠀for a dragon as .. like .. mighty as you , it will be 2000000 coins . we will crumble whoever you need and do whatever task is necessary .. my blade shall make sure of it .
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[𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐇. @goldenrvle]

hmpf. yet more cookies step uninvited in my domain, how much will it cost me?

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎dark cherry . @swcrdpath]

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⠀⠀2000000 coins , gotcha .
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[༘ ⋆𐙚 ̊ @GhostlyAkumu]

[-He just drops a glass he was cleaning,

Crash!-]

"Wha!?

Uh 200 coins? Maybe more?"

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎dark cherry . @swcrdpath]

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⠀⠀ @GhostlyAkumu say , how much would it cost for the golden dragon to hire us .ᐣ they are absolutely loaded . also a dragon . and a monarch .
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