Christine Pierce

sporadic writer, designer & photographer/beloved wife/reformed midwesterner/everlasting gobstopper of useless television knowledge/ampersand & sports enthusiast

[Christine Pierce @swearsies]

Checkout the NEW Commit30 Planner now on Kickstarter. Stop wishing, start doing! #Commit30 http://t.co/NLsh1f02lm

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: AP: Surviving Boston bomb suspect identified as Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev, 19, of Cambridge, Mass. -SS

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@blairyourPA my intern has an intern... #iamold #callyourmom

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@KainInTheAss apparently i should use it more often. doh.

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is there anything more motivating to clean your refrigerator than something exploding inside of it? no, there is not. #fridaynight

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appears like a guy got hit by a car or fell badly on a skateboard from what I could determine @Venice311. hope he will be ok!

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giddy 4 @Nate_Berkus line @Target + book + developing new tv show! http://t.co/nfdxqNKn #hugefan #signmeup

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@lizmeriwether don't taunt the earth!

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anyone know what the proper etiquette is for letting the UPS man know that i do own a bra w/out actually putting one on? #workfromhome

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@LaraSpencer @ElieTahari thank you so much!

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@LaraSpencer i know you probably filmed it weeks ago, but do you remember the designer of your green shirt you wore on nate berkus?

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autocorrect, can we agree when i type hell it's not he'll from now on? #iknowwhatimean #cursewordsbeforecontractions

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tonight's anticipated romantic walk on the beach turned into me spending too much time online & him clipping his nails. #neverleft #truelove

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taking 1 for the team & eating the box of mozzarella sticks in the freezer to make room for the soup my mom made. #hero #motherteresa

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life of my neighbor: smoke pot, annoyingly cough like she has never smoked pot before, yell at someone on the phone, repeat. #yayforme

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@MarkPerez80 my bad, i always get u & kim k. mixed up. insert u both having hairy armenian vaginas or loving athletic black men joke here.

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@MarkPerez80 sorry, buddy. march madness is a son of a bitch...only by the grace of baby jesus & lady luck go i.

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good luck to all the #lamarathon runners tomorrow. if you need me i'll be under my covers. #underachiever #ilikemytoenails

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i nominate @marieforleo for a shorty award in #videoblogger because she is rich, hot, happy, hilarious & hella smart.

[Christine Pierce @swearsies]

@debbieneedles @dominomag no original staff involved + repurposed content AND $10.99 per 'special' issue. thanks for nothing, @CondeNastCorp