Stoaty Weasel 🇺🇸 🇬🇧

An American weasel in darkest England. Old woman. Big fan of the white cisheteropatriarchy

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Citizenship, bitchez! You know what this means? I can commit crimes and they can't deport me!

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@manthan_joshi1o I keep blocking the people making these stupid AI ads, but it's a different account every time.

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@masters20 I'm getting really annoyed at seeing this bullshit ad in my feed.

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@simongerman600 Okay, but now do forests today. As the saying goes, you're only a virgin once.

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@kausmickey Sadly, it won't remember. As far as I'm aware, none of the current models learn from interaction.

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@bridgegaplarge @Joeby52 @sgathach200bc Another fake quote, I'm afraid.

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@visegrad24 @EdwardJDavey I knew there's be a tweet.

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@iowahawkblog The skinsuit one is another classic.

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@richkyoung Hm. The link goes to moltbot.

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@archerships @Bruwulf @DaddyWarpig I used to go to a library in Massachusetts that was built around 1915. Inscribed on the outside wall all around the building were the names of the great writers of the day. I recognised maybe two of them.

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@barbarasageek @ChrisMartzWX Literal chickens can work this one out.

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@MisterCask Elon should buy the brand and burn it to the ground. What good is it, being the richest man who ever lived, if you don't use it to get revenge on your enemies?

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@DylanByers I have no idea who this guy is.

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@WallStreetApes "It will generate $250 million per year for the city" It will do no such thing. The signal characteristics of rich people is that they have options.

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@MattCas04807118 Is he fended off that sheep with a ukulele?

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@elegationvain Artichoke hearts?

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@newstart_2024 That's an old saying, though, isn't it? 50% of what we know now is wrong, but we don't know what 50%.

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@_SignalNotNoise Where is the "everybody in Sussex gets a seax" option?

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@ReformedArgghh Squee! Baby stoat!

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Happy Mayday, everyone. ChatGPT made this for me.

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@ReformedArgghh And to you! I've spent the day chicken watching (I have new babies).

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@eugyppius1 You're crabby today.