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I'm here, I'm queer, I'm filled with soul crushing anxiety.

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It's been 5 years and I still think everyday about the discontinued @WheatThins zesty salsa crackers... I miss them.

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Me, after realizing my thesis draft is due in two weeks: I'm just gonna throw myself away now.

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Sometimes you just need to watch Steel Magnolias with your momma.

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@Jii_nxx You deserve all the love and support

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Just remembering when we bought my car. The man was a father and when I mentioned I was going to college, he dropped the price. I paid $2,000 for my car, which he could have easily sold for twice that. I will never forget that kindness.

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I was going through high school yearbooks today (was looking for someone my mom wanted to know if I knew) and like. I had some really great teachers, and I hope they all feel appreciated during this crazy year because they got me through the worst time of my life. Thank you.

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@jorgieboiii1 Why you gotta call me out like that.

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@WetzWet ... I don't even know what those words mean.

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One of my favorite things to this day is everytime I put on professional clothes, friends from high school say I look like @MsSwaggerson. And honestly, it's how I know I'm dressed appropriately.

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@WindDuster I know I'm not your student anymore, but I'm gonna pretend like this is for me as well cause I need this. Thanks. 😭😊

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My brother is threatening to sue me again even though I haven't talked to him in six months and I want to drop out everyday. 2020 is a fucking blast.

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@WetzWet She also one time threw up on me and I had an anxiety attack cause emetophobia and get yelled at cause I'm the adult.

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@WetzWet My niece is 8 years old and doesn't wipe her own ass because her parents don't think she can do it. Are you ready to wipe poop butt all day?

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Okay but like J.K. Rowling has really decided to just throw her entire image and career in the garbage.

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I'm not crying, you're crying.

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@jk_rowling really just does not care about her career anymore, does she? Glad to watch her crumble.

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If y'all wanna know what online college is like I cried on the floor then got up and watched a lecture on paleolithic art like nothing happened.

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@meganc314 No problem!

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A Thread of Papers I Would have Loved to Write in High School / College but Now I'm Too Specialized in My Field to Ever Be Assigned Them That Literally No One Asked For:

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@meganc314 Do it!!!