Dean Dawson

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

Is it really black and blue?

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@JordannBirt You reckon? Sleep with one eye open

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@KieranParker3 Happy birthday K Dog

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@RyRyWalker @PragueAirport @asherz_1992 @Bowdenn9 @j_wazza Look forward to planting a bomb on the next plane over there

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@Pommyt Cheers mate! Tried to message you on 23rd but didn't have Wifi

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@lagman_21 Cheers pal!

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@BettyRoseLeahy @JordannBirt Not any more coz you won't give me your fucking knickers! #bore #thong #wet #WhyImVotingUkip

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@BettyRoseLeahy @JordannBirt Ok I hate you now. You used to be cute

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@BettyRoseLeahy @JordannBirt Well you haven't left any for me to steal. If I get home tomorrow and there is none on my bed I will kick off

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@BettyRoseLeahy @JordannBirt You don't give me any reason to remember you. You haven't even give me any of your underwear

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@BettyRoseLeahy @JordannBirt Wow why do you have to be abusive? All I've done is tell you about my ancestors

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@JordannBirt @BettyRoseLeahy Not being funny, but my parents are both Chinese. You have no chance #JetLi #BruceLee #JackieChan #GokWan

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@BettyRoseLeahy @JordannBirt Can we sword fight?

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@BettyRoseLeahy @JordannBirt Bett I forgot I had to get you something too!

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@harpoon1202 Cheers big dog

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@Sophiiegilder Staring is the least of it