marla || blm

i know i’m a handful but that’s why you have two hands. (she/her)

[BasketballNews.com @basketbllnews]

The NBA’s new in-game flopping penalty will allow officials to call a non-unsportsmanlike technical foul on a player who flops.

Will this prevent flopping? How will fans react when these calls slow down games? @jackflash314 examines the new rule: https://t.co/VYBbLTVPgw

[Isabella Maria DeLuca @IsabellaMDeLuca]

This is your reminder that Ghislaine Maxwell was found guilty 327 days ago of child trafficking and not one predator that paid to be on an island with minors has had their name released, their home raided, or been arrested.

[Reconsidering Cinema @coenesqued2]

I asked AI to render Wes Anderson's The Shining

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

We are officially in Spotify Wrapped no-man's-land. You can listen to absolutely whatever you want without for 31 days and it's completely off the record. It's like The Purge but for listening to Crazy Frog.

[Abby @kindlycorrupted]

my five year plan is to live the hobbit lifestyle.

[marla || blm @sweatoe]

‘09.

[P!nk @Pink]

Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me.

[marla || blm @sweatoe]

@bohemian_loca @katiedimartin the rotting pumpkin is really the bow on top of all this LMAO

[The Onion @TheOnion]

New Sponsored Google Maps Feature Directs Every Driver To Denny’s https://t.co/ASha0gDeHt

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

horrible news. been starting my days with 20-30 min of light yoga and unfortunately it really makes a difference, mentally and physically. i’m so sorry

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

ur 34 buying a $749 floor ticket to see taylor swift in tampa, florida? ??! no i’m just making sure i heard that right

[SilentManJoe @SilentManJoe]

oops

[danlet @evildanevil]

Rage against Florence and the machine gun kelly Clarkson

[Rafael Shimunov 🍉 🕎 @rafaelshimunov]

Did Twitter Blue tweet just cost Eli Lilly $LLY billions?

Yes.

[ᅠ @artindetails]

this is the dream!!!

[dille @flurryfrenzy]

working retail during late november and december

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Miss Argentina and Miss Puerto Rico announce they are now married.

The couple, Mariana Varela and Fabiola Valentín, kept their relationship a secret since meeting at Miss Grand International 2020.

[Danny @SMOOCHONTHELIPS]

Congrats big bro @elonmusk Dont worry about my username btw

[THE TWILIGHT SAGA 🍎 @Twilight]

scientists at stanford university have reconstructed this 3D model of how adam and eve might have looked