amanda

valley girl . food twt @manduw0rld

[cianna @realslimsh4dy]

They’ll put an AI assistant up your ass if you’re not careful

[amanda ☆〜（ゝ。∂ ) @parfaitangeI]

went to the dispensary to pick up some prerolls and the ONLY decor they have is this fake dead body for halloween. no gravestones or skeletons just the dead body … okay!!!!

[A. @justbored142]

ngl i be doing the same shit men do but my heart is pure so it don’t count

[amanda @sweaty818]

@ANC1ENTDREAMS phew

[amanda @sweaty818]

depression is so sillytown i got frustrated figuring out how to forward a folder to my coworker so i just gave her my passwords for everything

[amanda @sweaty818]

lately i just let myself get bitten by mosquitoes. I don't give a fuck anymore

[amanda @sweaty818]

@itslookingbleak WHAT'S THE TEA

[amanda @sweaty818]

@itslookingbleak silly

[amanda @sweaty818]

me who has millennial interests: it's lowkey gen z to have millennial interests

[amanda @sweaty818]

@itslookingbleak i know

[amanda @sweaty818]

you guys don't understand I've been right about so many well-loved celebrities 10+ years before they get cancelled like if there's one thing i can do it's read a face

[amanda @sweaty818]

@itslookingbleak i also learned this at one point but ultimately decided that it's stupid and j don't care

[amanda @sweaty818]

@itslookingbleak @manduw0rld omg oops

[amanda @sweaty818]

@itslookingbleak @manduw0rld yasssss

[amanda @sweaty818]

@itslookingbleak ok

[amanda @sweaty818]

whenever someone w/ obscure music taste makes a judgy comment I'm like hey get a life? but the second I meet someone w music taste more normcore than mine I'm like ohhhh wow look at your lack of sophistication #theswitchup

[amanda @sweaty818]

@itslookingbleak i do.

[amanda @sweaty818]

@itslookingbleak u don't need to do all that

[CeladonVA 💫🦴 @Celadon_VA]

to the person trying to log into my account your code was 739 010! sorry i was asleep