Sara DiPaolo

Why would someone assume I am a friend of Ellen just because I am manish and highly aggressive? -Sue Sylvester

[Sara DiPaolo @sweatybeef]

I am not ashamed to say that my top 5 songs for 2020 were all from High School Musical the Musical the Series...
#HSMTMTS #HSM #GoWildcats

[ຸ @omolxlu]

gonna start running tomorrow but I’m confused how it works… am I just supposed to literally take off running? that’s so embarrassing 😭

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Steve Carell: The last few weeks I've been going through bins of memorabilia and old photographs. I sent you one that I dug up a couple days ago.

Jimmy Kimmel: At what age?

Carell: 13.

Kimmel: Why at 13 were you the 54-year-old owner of a Greek diner? You look like Son of Sam.

[Klara @klara_sjo]

l wonder if Jack Skellington thinks about fat white chicks that live in trailer parks as much as they think about him.

[Andrew Frye @itsandrewfrye]

I think it's really neat that Drew finally found someone to match her freak on the couch

[drop (the gelphie kiss) ꕤ @Iuvgwss]

what the hell sure

[Doak @doaknet]

My performances

[m @msnetik]

If you press the right buttons on your phone the Hairspray soundtrack comes on

[Sara DiPaolo @sweatybeef]

She looks like the flower girl

[Zara @zaracraves]

Why she chose a drop waist AND flats as a very short woman will always confuse me

[juulie albright ♡ (she/her) @juuliealbright]

what will Friends For Change do to combat AI?

[Pregnant Veteran @thedarkprowler]

Door dashing a chicken patty sandwich from a middle school

[Yasha Levine @yashalevine]

what have we done

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

You want Western Massachusetts

[Sara DiPaolo @sweatybeef]

The sun is SHINNING! the pitt is ON!!!

[tailKATE 💜⚾️🖤 @COgirlWIworld]

Nah, he’s included. Next question.

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

white ppl love to use the bathroom before leaving a restaurant and come out shaking their hands dry saying "ready to rock and roll??"

[parks @parkersity_9]

customers will say shit like “uhh it’s asking me to remove my card?”

[Sara DiPaolo @sweatybeef]

@Iamivy05 MY GIRL