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found my first gray hair tweet

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11:11 i wish i was smackin down a billy pie watchin that little mfer ball

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cant wait to be smackin down billy pies and watchin that little mfer ball

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another day, another stain

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can someone come steal the package off my porch. my work from home upstairs neighbor ordered an office chair with wheels

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i have more anxiety when i go to trader joes than i do going to the doctor or dentist

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when I wake up I start dancing silly

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can anyone tell my earrings are making my earlobes itch

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the other day one of my regulars asked me for help picking out candy and i helped him pick out a couple and then after he paid (and tipped?) he slid them across the counter and said “that’s for you.” .. extremely smooth

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i’m not living paycheck to paycheck i’m living on the edge

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i don’t go to wegmans for groceries i go for a good time

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accidentally watched love island for the last ten hours

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for my birthday i would like a hand written letter

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new life challenges: unlocked

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Live Laugh Lift

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this pinot noir pairs really well with these Haribo mini rainbow frogs

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tweet of the month

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my life is still perfect even when it kinda sucks