heather

I laugh at my own jokes

[ari. @astraighthand]

friendship breakups are wild cus damn. u gave ole boy 45 chances but me? i’m done cus i ain’t come to the cheesecake factory? ok.

[heather @sweazeababy]

@JerridCarter At least you didn’t shit them this time

[1 new tweet from Art Cai @fartcai]

do italians get the vaccine
like this or like this?

[Tenille Clarke @tenilleclarke1]

Me having an exclusive interview with the letter “g” in lasagna:

[S🏄🏽 @SHH0V0]

Doctor: Don’t worry the X-ray machine is completely safe

Doctors whilst you’re getting the X-ray:

[sio @bestinsio]

so let me get this straight......i have to do tasks...every day.....dozens of them..and then I have to wash my skin off (did not ask for skin).....and then lie unconscious for a while.. and then do tasks again

[mymy ✨ @dreamchaserx__]

If Mario Kart had a mic, I’d be reckless “WHO TF THREW THAT BANANA BITCH” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[girlplastic @whoisgrlplsc]

i can’t explain it but this is how i feel

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Another wooden ball!!! Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?? I have like 12 already

[r/oddlyweird @Skepticaemiaa]

Okay, Dora the Explorer.

[sunny☀️ @nohoesunny]

do yall think bugs are born knowing they can walk up walls or do they just accidentally do it one day and go “yoooooo”

[henry ;) @Henryyyyg]

I’m legit crying 😂

[Raedawg NE @raemondss]

when u accidentally block an intersection and everyone is just staring at u

[Brandy Lil Bruvah @franscallmecee]

*Best part of a song

The GPS:

[Sahlt @AlyciaTyre]

Thankful I didn’t end up with what I thought I wanted. I’m surrounded with the people I’m suppose to have in my life now. I’m beyond grateful.