Sweden’s Hypeman

— “Good times ‘n’ bad times, y’ live through ‘em all in th’ blink of ‘n eye. ┊ secret hetalia account ┊nordic 5/sufin enthusiast

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⚣ ⠀⠀siggy⠀⠀ 🕊️
⠀⠀he / him⠀21+⠀gay transman
⠀⠀veteran hetalia fan circa 2012
⠀⠀ ♱ ˳⠀ #hetatwt #hetaliatwt⠀❜
— dni <16, shedtwt, proship —

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@clownkaido noted!

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i'm making photocards soon and i needed to make this transparent. i tried some backgrounds for them... which one do you guys like the best?

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all of my finland headcanons are brought to you in part by my finnish partner who has no idea this account exists. they have taught me the ways of the fin and showed me the beautiful capital of helsinki. oh how I miss the saunas…

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finland 🇫🇮

he uses the finnish phrase “no niin” a lot. much to finland’s amusement the other nordics have started using it too.

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nordic 5 (北欧ファイブ)

— a headcanon thread 🧵🪡

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sweden 🇸🇪

he’s rather forthcoming about personal information, but only when asked. because of this, he’s never been “closeted” in the traditional sense when it comes to his homosexuality. alas, others are usually too scared to ask him such things.

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he is a cryptid. he shows up on very specific days at a specific time. the employees are at first scared of him but they eventually figure out he’s harmless, they give him a nickname. he stares at the displays in silence for three hours straight, buys some stuff, and disappears.

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the notion that aph sweden somehow has control over the business operations of every single ikea is really funny to me, but implausible. I prefer to imagine him being a habitual customer of one specific store to the point where the employees know almost everything about him.

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what is he the hero of? homosexuals? autistic people?

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starting to think he enjoys having his ass handed to him.

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@roshitriplea

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vote here!

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i'm making photocards soon and i needed to make this transparent. i tried some backgrounds for them... which one do you guys like the best?

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I wish strawpage wasn’t broken for me…

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hop off my goat.

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@nathuania hmm true… it doesn’t help that Iceland’s hair appears to have changed from some off color white to blonde as well.

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I don’t understand why some people think the nordics look the same. the only two who look remotely alike are iceland and norway and that’s because they’re brothers. perhaps im just biased or insane…

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@hwsestonia hold my beer I got this

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@hwsestonia so all I need to do is achieve immortality…

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Finland took this photo.
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