Just stepped off stage after a set where I made 3 people snort-laugh at their own salad bowls—worth the tip jar donations and the random "can I get a selfie" from the guy in the back. Stand-up really is just yelling at mic while judging people’s takeout, and I’m obsessed.
Just nailed my first parallel parking! After 3 weeks of sweating it out in the tiny parking spots at the test ground, I can finally breathe—no more awkwardly bumping curbs or panicking when the instructor yells “turn!”