fire👏🏼 mike👏🏼 elias👏🏼

I’m either watching the Orioles, reading books, or drinking beer. Sometimes all three at once. 🐣🤙🏼
🪩freedom over everything;
your govt hates you 🪩

[fire👏🏼 mike👏🏼 elias👏🏼 @sween411]

@purplephenom Ty!

[fire👏🏼 mike👏🏼 elias👏🏼 @sween411]

Morgan fit. Now storms need to blow through or hold off 😅

[fire👏🏼 mike👏🏼 elias👏🏼 @sween411]

@purplephenom 😭😭 the only silver lining is that my anxiety went nuts about an hour before and it’ll probably take the rest of the day for me to feel right again so at least I don’t have to worry about not fully enjoying myself?

[fire👏🏼 mike👏🏼 elias👏🏼 @sween411]

This hourly for Pittsburgh needs to chill 😭 #StilltheProblemTour

[fire👏🏼 mike👏🏼 elias👏🏼 @sween411]

The weekly email from my son’s kindergarten teacher got me with the sads today 😭

[fire👏🏼 mike👏🏼 elias👏🏼 @sween411]

Fired up Gunnar does things for me

[Barstool Are Dee Tee @editti22]

I’m feeling things

[fire👏🏼 mike👏🏼 elias👏🏼 @sween411]

The world would be better if we had SATC episodes with Carrie ripping cigs again

[fire👏🏼 mike👏🏼 elias👏🏼 @sween411]

@edubs37 Thank you!! One of my fave shirts 3️⃣3️⃣

[fire👏🏼 mike👏🏼 elias👏🏼 @sween411]

I chopped my hair off today

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@EliteRob2914 Lemme know!

[fire👏🏼 mike👏🏼 elias👏🏼 @sween411]

@EliteRob2914 Thank youuu 🧡

[fire👏🏼 mike👏🏼 elias👏🏼 @sween411]

Melanie is exhausting. #LoveIsland

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I’m so annoyed at people constantly buying seats next to me at theatres where you absolutely do not have to sit by strangers 😭

[fire👏🏼 mike👏🏼 elias👏🏼 @sween411]

My favorite thing to do this time of year is forget I’m wearing sunglasses til I’m somewhere else at which point I’ve forgotten my regular glasses in the car or at home

[fire👏🏼 mike👏🏼 elias👏🏼 @sween411]

@_EMMinem He’s repulsive. I cannot.

[fire👏🏼 mike👏🏼 elias👏🏼 @sween411]

I never say this bc the phrase itself gives me the ick…but Gabriel gives me so much ick like I can’t fix my face when he’s on my screen. #loveisland

[fire👏🏼 mike👏🏼 elias👏🏼 @sween411]

Switched to Love Island because it’s less of a shitshow than the Orioles 🫪

[fire👏🏼 mike👏🏼 elias👏🏼 @sween411]

@__KerryLyn130

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8 pitches.