Jean Woodin ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

Keep your fork, there's pie

[Rachel Charlton-Dailey @RachelCDailey_]

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

[helen @helen]

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s nerds gummy clusters

[Jean Woodin ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ @SweenBean79]

Girl, that is the understatement of the century! #TheSummerITurnedPretty #TSITP #teamconrad

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

I can do anything I set my mind to, after 6 months of overthinking and getting distracted by 87 irrelevant side quests.

[Jean Woodin ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ @SweenBean79]

I would watch a show that’s just Callie and Jeff #YellowJackets

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

Iowans when it’s 35° instead of -35°

[Turgid Verse @gullyvuhr]

Welcome to your 40's. The first song you ever made out to is now on a commercial showing how you can live an active life with Crohn's disease.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Duolingo should have an "I'm going on holiday to this country very soon" setting so it teaches you "can I have the bill" instead of "the cow boils an egg"

[meghan @deloisivete]

Sorry can’t, there’s drama in the facebook scanner group

[Jean Woodin ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ @SweenBean79]

@AngryBlackLady I just binged Pachinko and it was so good! I read the book but I had no idea there was a show.

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

Some people dream of climbing Mt. Everest. Others want to be a CEO. Me? Just once in my life, I would like to pick the line not filled with people who apparently have never gone through a grocery store checkout line before in their life.

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

Sorry I was late I was refilling my purse Ibuprofen with my bathroom Ibuprofen.

[Jean Woodin ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ @SweenBean79]

Our 76 year old dad keeps sending updates to the group chat about his ongoing battle with this bird. The bird is currently winning. #dadvsbird #springinthemidwest

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

yeah i’ve got march madness (i am reading Little Women)

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the grocery store checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a grocery store checkout line before in their life.