Sweeney Todd

You, sir. Too, sir? Welcome to the grave.

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Nothing screams "SUMMER IS HERE!" like the stench of rot and sweat emanating from every orifice of the street. Going to be a great summer.

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Gone for 5 minutes and my account was compromised. Ah, it's good to be back. Now back to work!

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Getting an awful lot of foreign followers. Time for some Spanish Pie.

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There are two things in this world scarier than me. Those are my "fans" and Ke$ha.

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Note to self: The Adam's apple does NOT taste like an apple. Thanks for your assistance random bum who is now in the oven.

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Dream apprentice: Edward Scissor hands.

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I turn my back for one second and you already created some form of musical monster? Bloody hell? It isn't Friday. Stop playing that song.

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You know that feeling when you wake up from an abnormally long sleep? I feel that now. Except the rotting bodies around me is new.

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Who needs firewood when you have severed limbs?

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Turns out that if you rip someone's beard off with enough force, you can actually remove some of the flesh. Fascinating.

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Had some fun with the Santa collecting charity money across the street... That sounded awful...

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Good morning, dreadful hags.

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@darthvader It's pretty much the best of both worlds, my friend.
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What I call happiness is a 6 1/2 inch, stainless steel razor jutting from your forehead. You call it 1st degree murder.

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I woke up feeling quite great, acutally. But then again, I woke up in a hotel room covered in blood and several corpses laying around me.

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Lucky for me, they don't have Labour day in England.

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Had this guy go into cardiac arrest and die on my chair before I was even able to lather up his face. Talk about being let down.

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The number of appretices I go through makes Donald Trump look like a saint.

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Thank God they don't have a Sweeney Todd comic book. Then I'd have to make trips out to Comic-Con. That place is hell.

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Give me 5 minutes with Beiber, and I'll give you a mutilated corpse.