jochem

🏳️‍🌈🇳🇱🏋🏻‍♀️💪🏻🌞 tweets about politics, space & housewives!
A lie will get around the world twice, before the truth can put its pants on!

[jochem @sweeperdesweep]

@LisaBarlow7 Such a waste of that beautiful añejo to mix it with a sweet vermouth.

[jochem @sweeperdesweep]

@thirdking0208 She’s a great producer, after all she’s the Bobby Fischer of Housewives. And relentless .

[jochem @sweeperdesweep]

@starbuck68 Erg Myrtle Snow dat montuur

[Madonna @Madonna]

Shut up jealous bitches! I hope you are as fun loving and adventurous as me when you're my age!!!! Hahahha let's see

[Sassy Devil Dog 🔥 @VinoNStrosGal]

I see Madonna is pissing everybody off again.

Good.

Gen X checking in:

Were some of y’all born yesterday?

You’re clutching your pearls because Madonna is 68, wearing lingerie, fishnets and thigh-high boots like she suddenly lost her mind at bingo.

THIS IS MADONNA.

She rolled around on the VMA stage in a wedding dress in 1984.

She gave us Like a Prayer.
Vogue.
Erotica.
Truth or Dare.
Justify My Love.
Ray of Light.
Confessions.

She made Evita, Who’s That Girl, A League of Their Own and Desperately Seeking Susan.

She reinvented herself so many damn times that entire generations of pop stars are still borrowing from the blueprint.

And now the woman who spent 40+ years telling society to go fuck itself is supposed to hit 68 and start dressing like somebody’s meemaw because you got uncomfortable with her aging?

Fuck that.

Prince never needed permission to be Prince.

Bowie never needed permission to be Bowie.

Madonna doesn’t need permission to be Madonna.

And bookmark this post:

The day Madonna dies, half the people dragging her today will suddenly post “We lost an icon 💔” and spend a week explaining how she changed music, fashion, sexuality and pop culture.

I’m not waiting for her obituary to give her her flowers.

Wear the corset.
Wear the fishnets.
Piss people off.

You’re fucking Madonna.

[jochem @sweeperdesweep]

@Verkoulen Radicaliseren bij D66? Het kan wél!

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@BartNijman @RemcoYizhakCoor Gewoon twee keer je eigen glazen intrappen na een forse zetelwinst. #Baudet doet het gewoon.

[jochem @sweeperdesweep]

@JpHauteepine @SGPnieuws @chris_stoffer Waarom zouden dit criminele joden zijn?

[Rachel Elovitz / רחל אלוביץ @AmIsraelChai_]

Gazans pleading for Israel to destroy Hamas - saying they are killing them, stealing their food… but the American “progressive” left is still accusing Israel of starving Gazans. They don’t care about truth - only pushing their “anti-Zionist” narrative and agenda.

[mishika 🧚‍♀️ @mishikadas]

the lgbtq community defending islam has to be one of the ten dumbest things to ever happen on earth

[jochem @sweeperdesweep]

@MommaBearMo You won’t regret it. Peak hw!

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@Z1970 @riedelmika @makingmoney864 @WEschenbach I agree. That’s not helping at all.

[jochem @sweeperdesweep]

@riedelmika @Z1970 @makingmoney864 @WEschenbach Anyway, it was good to hear your perspective.

[jochem @sweeperdesweep]

@riedelmika @Z1970 @makingmoney864 @WEschenbach Okay. I might be wrong there.

[jochem @sweeperdesweep]

@riedelmika @Z1970 @makingmoney864 @WEschenbach All I’m referring too is internationaal law. Not personal emotion. You wanted arguments why I think it’s not a genocide and i presented them to you,

[jochem @sweeperdesweep]

@Z1970 @riedelmika @makingmoney864 @WEschenbach 5. That could be partially true. But not enough to support the claim of genocide

[jochem @sweeperdesweep]

@Z1970 @riedelmika @makingmoney864 @WEschenbach 4. And most destruction happened before that.

[jochem @sweeperdesweep]

@riedelmika @Z1970 @makingmoney864 @WEschenbach 4. See self defence
5. See 2

[jochem @sweeperdesweep]

@riedelmika @Z1970 @makingmoney864 @WEschenbach 1. A lot of destruction is also caused by boobytraps in the ground placed by hamas. Hamas prevented woman and children from leaving their homes when Israel warned for bombings, to become a martyr.
2. Hamas lost 22000 men. Alive and Well is mispresenting the facts.