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I don’t give a damn about your fitness accounts

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I wish I had this in my life

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Love drugs and fat chicks

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U ever think maybe that dip and dots are actually just alien crystals that are meant to brainwash people

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Fuckin a bub @beaujac48985254

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Saw a traffic cop in Harrisburg and threw a bottle of apple juice at his head and ended up getting my arm lodged into the window so it was just this awkward moment. #BlueLivesMatter

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She got a haircut and looks like the arm an hammer guy 😂😂 #fuckumom

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It’s been a hell of a ride. What a ride it’s been in 2020. Just want to go camping and try roasting all of my deep fears and anxiety’s on a fire and let them evaporate into thin air. Wooo that would deal good #holistichealth

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I just wanna have fun and eat shit

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Oh Monday... Why art thou so mean to me? The only responsibility I want is to to win some games and sink buckets at Dave & busters

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Texas Roadhouse slaps

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@shawtyyyy0 I’m thinking more of a mental torture approach. Hiding his food and bones, peeing in the house blaming it on him etc.

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Been a long night. Got a brother now, was talkin shit and barking till 2am. Common bud! Common courtesy is something he has yet to learn. It’ll be a progressive learning experience for all of us #2020Vision

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“Elf on the shelf” will be my synonym for the word awesome this year. Sour skittles and slinky action zone? Bang, that’s elf on the damn shelf!

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Smoke em if ya got em

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Freezing my berries off today

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AC In the bedroom has my nipples looking like sharp diamonds, but I can’t complain at least it’s better than having swamp ass like last week

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No shit story, had three naked girls beggin for me but I turnt it down for some local girl that’s very inquisitive and loves art and appreciates herself. Progression fellas #2019

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Every girl has that one friend that blacks out at the bar that every dude thinks is trash but deep down erybody love that girl

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Keep applying for credit cards. Need money for basketball trophies and big Michael Jordan stickers. Just a dream of mine