Brian Horowitz

The jerk store called... they're running out of you!

[Brian Horowitz @Sweet___H]

No even editing the spelling on that last tweet because I’m a badass

[Brian Horowitz @Sweet___H]

If URI doesn’t come back in this game I’m gonna need so many jack and cokes 🤦🏻‍♂️ #marcHmadnes

[Brian Horowitz @Sweet___H]

Fine guys, I’ll come to the city to watch march madness but I’m not drinking beer and they better have the flyers on...with volume!!!

[Brian Horowitz @Sweet___H]

The jerk store called. They're running out of you! #boom

[Brian Horowitz @Sweet___H]

Watching 2 guys and 1 girl is my kind of night

[Brian Horowitz @Sweet___H]

Don't forget the seven grain toast. Ladies, #HMU

[Brian Horowitz @Sweet___H]

Egg whites, low fat cheese and fresh vine tomatoes. Don't fuck with me on my breakfast game

[Brian Horowitz @Sweet___H]

When I go to bars I pick up girls for my friends...not because I'm a good guy, I'm just playing the long game

[Brian Horowitz @Sweet___H]

Follow up on that last tweet. I only drink diet soda #caleriecounting

[Brian Horowitz @Sweet___H]

I only drink liquor. Not because I'm a badass, beer's just not for me #vodkasodablackout

[Brian Horowitz @Sweet___H]

I wear Ricky & Morty shirts because I think it will get me laid

[Brian Horowitz @Sweet___H]

Go home Pierre, Crosby's not here!

[Brian Horowitz @Sweet___H]

The cup's round so why do they call it Ovaltine? #classic

[Brian Horowitz @Sweet___H]

So what's happening in the Yunk tonight? #HMU

[Brian Horowitz @Sweet___H]

I know the Eagles are in the playoffs and all, but can we please put on the Flyers game??

[Brian Horowitz @Sweet___H]

I'll eat it because I can't smell it in my mouth @CMeyer1026

[Brian Horowitz @Sweet___H]

I got my tea at THE cafe.

[Brian Horowitz @Sweet___H]

Guys, let's go to THE Cafe. #pennstate

[Brian Horowitz @Sweet___H]

I can't wait for lip to hit puberty and shed his skin